Preview Late Night's Closer Look At The Passage Of Trumpcare In The House
'To get the bill passed today, Republicans added new things that made it even worse. They basically took an oatmeal raisin cookie and added cilantro.'
"The bill literally takes from the poor and gives to the rich. It's exactly what Bernie Sanders warned us about. The only thing Bernie would hate more is a bill that bans free crackers at diners. 'I take them home, and I feed them to my birds!'"