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Gordon Ramsay's 'Best' Insults From Kitchen Nightmares

With one notable absence.

What the hell? Gordon Ramsay fixes ratchet restaurants! First, he calls their food "bland" and "dry" a lot and compares as many foods as he can to penises and ejaculate. Bon appetit!

How'd you find this...whatever this is? My "top chef bloopers" search didn't bear the fruit I'd hoped, so here's this excitable fellow instead.

Who cares? Well, it doesn't include any footage from the infamous Amy and Samy Bouzaglo episodes, because how would you even clip those down to size, but I'm once again impressed with the work of the camera crews on both sides of the Atlantic in underlining Ramsay's points. Top-notch grey and yellow filter work, sirs and mesdames.

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