Kall The Midwife

Does Khloé Kardashian need to add another sister to her already crowded stable? All signs point to yes.

We all know Khloé Kardashian as the revenge body-flaunting, talk show-hosting, sister-dwarfing scion of the Kardashian fame factory. But what if she'd chosen a path in life other than the single-minded pursuit of celebrity? What if, for instance, she'd devoted her life to service, offering childbirth assistance to disadvantaged Englishwomen in mid-century East End London? It's surprisingly easy to imagine because it turns out Khloé and Call The Midwife's Nurse Patsy Mount -- a.k.a. actress Emerald Fennell -- straight up share a face.

I recently brought this to the attention of our own dear Al Lowe, who happens to cover both Keeping Up With The Kardashians and Kall Call The Midwife for this very site. She did not care for my having made this observation. But facts are facts and we all have to face them, even if the result is that you'll never again be able to unface them again.

Here are Patsy and Khloé making love to the camera.


Patsy and Khloé are both very good at modeling silly chapeaux.


Emerald and Khloé know how to work tousled locks...


...and big old Adele-ian coifs.


Hey, Emerald and Khloé both made you look at their thighs and appreciate their elegant figures!


Patsy and Khloé strike festive poses with their sisters!


Well, enough dilly-dallying, ladies! Time to get to work!