Watch John Legend Perform His New Lyrics For The Downton Abbey Theme Song On Jimmy Kimmel Live

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As we all know (I certainly do), Downton Abbey ended its run on PBS this week. And John Legend has provided the show with what is indisputably the second-greatest tribute behind my incredibly enormous post: he wrote lyrics for its theme song and performed them on Jimmy Kimmel Live, and now you're never going to be able to rewatch Downton without remembering them.