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Watch Channing Tatum Say Eight Hateful Things To A Kitten On Jimmy Kimmel Live

That kitten is probably a real jerk, though.

Channing Tatum of The Hateful Eight, Quentin Tarantino's imminent next film, apparently was not able to appear in person on Jimmy Kimmel Live to promote it, but he did something even better: he appeared in this pre-taped bit that, in honour of the film, finds him saying eight hateful things to a kitten. Not to betray my own prejudice, but this is the best kind of Jimmy Kimmel Live clip: the kind without Jimmy Kimmel in it!

(One nitpick: "You eat out your own asshole every single day" is less hateful than straight-up factual.)