Rankled

Putting things in order -- top tens, power rankings, and more TV by the numbers.

Fuller House's High School Classmates Get Reunited And It Feels So Good

After S02.E11, let's rank the successes and failures of DJ and Kimmy's peer group. 2016.12.15S02.E11

Let's Rank The All-Time Best Top Chef Boyfriends!

This list is subjective, except for #1. He is, inarguably, the dreamiest. 2016.12.15

Will The Designated Survivor Survive?

Two trails of clues lead to the White House Chief of Staff, but will it be in time to prevent another assassination at the Capitol? 2016.12.15S01.E10

A Surprising Number Of Growing Pains Cast Members Are Still Doing Cool Things

Ahem...apart from the one who just died. Let's rank their contemporary careers! 2016.12.14

The Pulse Shooting Changes The Pride Parade's Course On Vanderpump Rules

The busiest, most fun day of the year becomes the saddest for Lisa and her SURvers. 2016.12.13S05.E06

Like Timber Creek Lodge Really Gives A Crap

One Lodger's already down the drain; Sarah D. Bunting dumps all over the rest in the TCL power rankings! 2016.12.13S01.E02

See John Cena Wrestle With His Debut Saturday Night Live Hosting Gig

See what we did there? Still transfixed by those gigantic biceps. 2016.12.11S42.E09

Shark Tank Wages War On Christmas

It's a holiday-themed episode whose pitches diverge more and more from the holidays as the evening wears on, and the Sharks put the 'oh, Christ' back in Christmas. 2016.12.10S08.E11

The Great American Baking Show Loves. BREAD!

Pass the butter and dig in to some savory, some sweet, and some stunning sculpture. 2016.12.09S02.E03

Did An NSA Whistleblower Throw The Designated Survivor A Bone?

While Agent Wells chases all over town for a clue, a big guy in a sweater hands one to President Kirkman. 2016.12.08S01.E09

The Bachelor Introduces Nick's 'Ladies'; We've Got Your 'Class' Superlatives!

ABC has found a whole bunch of women willing to go on TV and, presumably, reject Nick Viall. Let's organize them! 2016.12.07

The Below Deck Finale Just Made An Enemy It Doesn't Want

It's crew vs. Kate, Ben vs. himself, and Sierra vs. Sarah D. Bunting's last damn nerve as the Valor docks for the last time. 2016.12.07S04.E14

The Vanderpump Rules DJ Spins More Yarns Than Records This Week

Meanwhile, the soon-to-be married couple turns off cruise control and heads for disaster. 2016.12.06S05.E05

Timeless Gets Intimate With Bonnie And Clyde

But still leaves us unsatisfied on some key questions. 2016.12.06S01.E09

Watch Highlights of Emma Stone Hosting Saturday Night Live For The Third Time

Sure hope you like humor about teenagers and high school! 2016.12.04S42.E08

Shark Tank Eats Its Own Dog Food

A dog starved at his master's gate may predict the ruin of the state, but what would William Blake say about a Shark Tank episode steeped in useless products? 'I've been dead since 1827, thank Christ,' probably. 2016.12.03S08.E10

The Great American Baking Show Has Its Holiday Cake And Eats It Too

It's the return of the reality show that doesn't feel the need to cram a contrived fireworks factory down your throat. 2016.12.01S02.E01

The Designated Survivor Hopes For A Vote Of Confidence

Bioterrorism threatens the election, kidnappers threaten FBI boss Jason Atwood, and questions about Leo's paternity would threaten Kirkman's relationship with his son, if he had one. 2016.12.01S01.E08

Mostly Everybody On Gilmore Girls Is A Kid With Grown-Up Clothes And Money

Because it isn't just Rory Gilmore and the Thirtysomething Gang stuck in an arrested development rut, let's rank the Stars Hollow residents and their loved ones by maturity and see how they like it. 2016.12.01S08.E03

Below Deck? You Can't HANDLE Below Deck!

...Look, if Kate's gonna declare a 'resting bitchface Code Red,' Bunting's gonna make the A Few Good Men reference. She's also going to rank the Below Dicks. 2016.11.30S04.E13