Rankled

Putting things in order -- top tens, power rankings, and more TV by the numbers.

A Joint Birthday Gets Co-Opted On Vanderpump Rules

The only thing Mike and Carter get on their birthday is second billing as the women of VDPR face-off; SURprise! 2016.12.20S05.E07

The Man In The High Castle Goes Fishing for Some Decent Relationships

But will we end up just tossing them back into the lake? 2016.12.19S01.E03

See The Highlights From Casey Affleck's Debut Turn As Saturday Night Live Host

Did the actor's non-presence ruin the Christmas show? Not so much! 2016.12.18S42.E10

Fuller House Celebrates The New Year By Bringing Up Old Grudges

Danny, Jesse, and Joey finally take off their hugging and learning gloves and get real. But who drops the most devastating truth bomb in S02.E13? 2016.12.16S02.E13

The Man In The High Castle Is Back, And More Dystopian Than Ever

The Season 2 premiere, with an assist from the wonderful Stephen Root, lets its sci-fi freak flag fly. 2016.12.16S02.E01

Pretty Much Everybody On Fuller House Pairs Up for Christmas

Love is in the air instead of snow, so it's time to judge and rank the new and classic relationships as portrayed in S02.E12! 2016.12.16S02.E12

The Great American Baking Show Makes Tarts And Crafts

There are very few 'soggy bottoms' in this episode, but they sure do say it a lot. Weirdest TV catchphrase ever! 2016.12.15S02.E04

Fuller House's High School Classmates Get Reunited And It Feels So Good

After S02.E11, let's rank the successes and failures of DJ and Kimmy's peer group. 2016.12.15S02.E11

Let's Rank The All-Time Best Top Chef Boyfriends!

This list is subjective, except for #1. He is, inarguably, the dreamiest. 2016.12.15

Will The Designated Survivor Survive?

Two trails of clues lead to the White House Chief of Staff, but will it be in time to prevent another assassination at the Capitol? 2016.12.15S01.E10

A Surprising Number Of Growing Pains Cast Members Are Still Doing Cool Things

Ahem...apart from the one who just died. Let's rank their contemporary careers! 2016.12.14

The Pulse Shooting Changes The Pride Parade's Course On Vanderpump Rules

The busiest, most fun day of the year becomes the saddest for Lisa and her SURvers. 2016.12.13S05.E06

Like Timber Creek Lodge Really Gives A Crap

One Lodger's already down the drain; Sarah D. Bunting dumps all over the rest in the TCL power rankings! 2016.12.13S01.E02

See John Cena Wrestle With His Debut Saturday Night Live Hosting Gig

See what we did there? Still transfixed by those gigantic biceps. 2016.12.11S42.E09

Shark Tank Wages War On Christmas

It's a holiday-themed episode whose pitches diverge more and more from the holidays as the evening wears on, and the Sharks put the 'oh, Christ' back in Christmas. 2016.12.10S08.E11

The Great American Baking Show Loves. BREAD!

Pass the butter and dig in to some savory, some sweet, and some stunning sculpture. 2016.12.09S02.E03

Did An NSA Whistleblower Throw The Designated Survivor A Bone?

While Agent Wells chases all over town for a clue, a big guy in a sweater hands one to President Kirkman. 2016.12.08S01.E09

The Bachelor Introduces Nick's 'Ladies'; We've Got Your 'Class' Superlatives!

ABC has found a whole bunch of women willing to go on TV and, presumably, reject Nick Viall. Let's organize them! 2016.12.07

The Below Deck Finale Just Made An Enemy It Doesn't Want

It's crew vs. Kate, Ben vs. himself, and Sierra vs. Sarah D. Bunting's last damn nerve as the Valor docks for the last time. 2016.12.07S04.E14

The Vanderpump Rules DJ Spins More Yarns Than Records This Week

Meanwhile, the soon-to-be married couple turns off cruise control and heads for disaster. 2016.12.06S05.E05