Loglined

The onscreen-guide summaries never tell you anything, so we re-nutshelled some old episodes for you.

Hank From Sirens Rae Carruths His Baby Mama While Lennie Corrects Omar Little's Grammar On Law & Order

And other, more accurate episode summaries from the eleventh season. 2016.08.26

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine S01: Just What The Hell IS Odo, Anyway?

And other important highlights from our more descriptive Season 1 episode blurbs. 2016.07.29

Star Trek: The Next Generation S03: Oh Crap, Son, It’s The Borg

But that's just one highlight in our more descriptive Season 3 episode blurbs. 2016.07.26

Lorelai Forces Luke To Stage A Fashion Show At His Lunch Counter In Front Of All His Customers, Who Lose Their Appetites Over Lorelai Adjusting Luke's Fit In Public

And other things you might have missed while blinded with a potent mixture of love and hate as you watch the first season of Gilmore Girls for the millionth time. 2015.08.28

Huck From Scandal Purse-Snatches Some Lady To Death

And other rewritten loglines from Law & Order: Mothership's tenth season. 2014.11.24

Betty Draper's Shrink Is Stalking Evey From Swing Kids With A Floating Gummi Eyeball

And other updated loglines from the first season of Angel. 2014.09.16

Michael Emerson Telekinetically Conjures Up The Brady Bunch Through The Power Of Loneliness

And other more accurate episode loglines for the ninth and final season of The X Files. 2014.08.27

A Half-Man Half-Bat Killer Is On The Loose, As DC Comics Lawyers Watch And Listen Very Carefully

And other more accurate episode loglines for the eighth season of The X Files. 2014.08.20

'Why Is Scully Barely In This Episode?' - The Raven

And other more accurate episode loglines for the seventh season of The X Files. 2014.08.13

Brian Saves Ted From His Masturbation Den Of Shame So Ted Decides To Become A Porn Mogul

And other more accurate (gayer) episode loglines for Queer As Folk's second season. 2014.07.01

Livia Soprano Is Santé Kimes, Except She's Doing It With Her Son

And other updated loglines from Law & Order's ninth season. 2014.05.23

The Tracy Pollan One Where Benson Bones Cassidy And Then Blows Him Off

And other, more accurate episode summaries from SVU's first season. 2014.05.06

'Oh My God, My Dad Tried To Kill You!' 'Whatever. Let's Dance!'

And other more-accurate descriptions of Queer As Folk's first season. 2014.04.01

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