Let's Talk It Out

TV experts take to IM to discuss matters of great importance and/or who's not wearing a bra on a reality show.

The Fosters Is Replacing Jake T. Austin With Noah Centineo?!

Your past and current Fosters commentators discuss! 2015.06.29

Why Do We Always Come Here? I Guess We'll Never Know.

Our resident Muppet superfans try to decide how they feel about the recently announced new series. 2015.05.22S01.E01

When A Sitcom Star Swaps With A Former Teen Porn Star, The Results Scarcely Elicit Even One 'Oooooh, Mary!'

Jackée Harry and Traci Lords live very different lives, but everyone's pretty cool with their choices in Celebrity Wife Swap's weirdly subdued season premiere. 2015.05.21S04.E01

The Light At The End Of The Tunnel

Sure, maybe it's Ryan Hardy drunk-driving an oncoming train, but Sarah and Poe Head are kind of enjoying The Following's final act. 2015.05.12S03.E13

'I Actually Have Found The Dad-ness Of These Celebs Oddly Endearing'

Joe Reid and Tara Ariano discuss the pleasures and pains of Lip Sync Battle -- but don't worry: they know exactly how to fix it. 2015.05.07

'Does Ryan Hardy Now Fancy Himself A Pirate Of Penzance?'

This and other questions about last night's The Following from the Pirates Of Pinot, Sarah and Poe Head. 2015.05.05S03.E11

The Fall Of The House Of Carroll

Another of Sarah's acquaintances gets filleted on The Following as she and Poe Head talk Claire, cat pics, and cater-waiters we have loved. 2015.04.28S03.E10

Ryan's (False) Hope

Another week, another Joe/Ryan sleepover tease, another set of lunges, and another vile theme cocktail as Sarah and Poe Head brace themselves for Gwyan Jr. 2015.04.21S03.E09

The Ear Up There

Theo kicks it up a notch, Poe Head struggles with Excel, and Gwen is compared unfavorably with O'Doul's. 2015.04.14S03.E08

'The Only Danger She's Facing Is Boredom'

You said a mouthful, Agent Lemond 'Joey' Bishop. Sarah and Poe Head discuss The Following's charisma vacuum, who's the Dean Martin here, and more. 2015.04.07S03.E07

Head Of The Class

Who's Strauss's best student? Not who you think! 2015.03.31S03.E06

Wasted Time

After two interminable hours of The Following, Poe Head got girl-drink drunk. Don't worry, Sarah confiscated the trampoline. 2015.03.24S03.E05

Let's Pick Empire's Hottest Song

Mark and Joe debate beats, rhymes, and Jamal's life. 2015.03.18

On Your Mark, Get Set, Poe

As The Following's company chews the scenery, Sarah and Poe Head chew espresso beans and bemoan their boredom. 2015.03.17S03.E03

'Sworn Officers Of The Government Whisper-Fighting Like ABC Family Protagonists'

Sarah and Poe Head discuss The Following's underwhelming start. 2015.03.09S03.E02

Mirror, Mirror, On The...Neck Of A Crash Dummy Sitting At A Ta...ble?

Poe Head and Sarah already know who's the craziest of them all as they run down the lowlights of The Following's premiere. 2015.03.02S03.E01

'That Puppet's Breasts Were Alarming. Whatever Puppet Surgeon She Saw Should Have His License Removed.'

Jim and Elizabeth challenge the boot campers to talk about sex, in their usual VERY mature fashion. 2015.02.13S04.E06

'Poor Alyssa Looked Like She Wanted To Bat Those Circus Performers Away Like A Cloud Of Gnats'

The final runway show opens with a bunch of burlesque acrobats or something. Do things improve from there? Your editors discuss! 2015.02.13S04.E13

'Is There A Couple In The Universe That Holds Hands More Smugly Than Jim And Elizabeth?'

That's just one rhetorical question raised as your editors and Stephanie Green discuss a 'shocking' [eye-roll] Marriage Boot Camp. 2015.02.06S04.E05

'I Don't Understand How Any Judge Could Look At Michelle's Dress Next To Helen's And Decide That MICHELLE'S Was The One That Looked Cheap'

A 'timeless red carpet dress' challenge determines which designers will compete in the final. Your editors aren't thrilled. 2015.02.06S04.E12

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