King of Disparate TV Things Mountain

The never-ending battle of all the little things that make TV great.

Mary's Beret vs. 'What's up, fellow students?'

It's an iconic hat-toss vs. a fool-proof way to blend in with the teens! 2017.02.20

Mary's Beret vs. 'You'll Never Leave Harlan Alive'

It's an iconic hat-toss vs. the perfect season ending song...for every season!! 2017.02.19

Mary's Beret vs. Heart, The Most Useless Power

It's an iconic hat-toss vs. Captain Planet's fifth element! 2017.02.18

Mary's Beret vs. O.S.I.

It's an iconic hat-toss vs. The Venture Bros.'s rather violent answer to G.I. Joe! 2017.02.17

'Five By Five' vs. Mary's Beret

It's sitrep from Faith vs. an iconic hat-toss! 2017.02.11

That Star Trek Fight Music vs. 'Five By Five'

It's the soundtrack to buddies in bad times vs. sitrep from Faith! 2017.02.10

'Because I'm in Love with Monica' vs. That Star Trek Fight Music

It's Bing and Buffay's Seven Minutes in Heaven vs. the soundtrack to buddies in bad times! 2017.02.09

Police Squad!'s "Freeze" Frames vs. 'Because I'm in Love with Monica'

It's the cancelled embryo of Naked Gun spoofing the hell out of one of TV's cheesiest tropes vs. Bing and Buffay's Seven Minutes in Heaven! 2017.02.08

Police Squad!'s "Freeze" Frames vs. Eric Sings To Mr. Feeny

It's the cancelled embryo of Naked Gun spoofing the hell out of one of TV's cheesiest tropes vs. a comedic singing performance! 2017.02.07

Police Squad!'s "Freeze" Frames vs. Frank Barone's Trophy Wife

It's the cancelled embryo of Naked Gun spoofing the hell out of one of TV's cheesiest tropes vs. a contest in Hell winner! 2017.02.06

The Mercy of River Song vs. Police Squad!'s "Freeze" Frames

It's a woman who scares even space-Nazis vs. the cancelled embryo of Naked Gun spoofing the hell out of one of TV's cheesiest tropes! 2017.02.05

The Mercy of River Song vs. Scrappy Slam

It's a woman who scares even space-Nazis vs. that time Scooby Doo: Mystery Inc. slammed it's own past... hard.! 2017.02.04

The Neighborhood Trolley vs. The Mercy of River Song

It's your only happy memories of public transportation vs. a woman who scares even space-Nazis! 2017.02.03

The Neighborhood Trolley vs. All The Bacon And Eggs

It's your only happy memories of public transportation vs. the pale, but necessary substitute when you've been denied steak all night! 2017.02.02

The Neighborhood Trolley vs. The Darkest Timeline

It's your only happy memories of public transportation vs. an alternate universe with fake goatees! 2017.02.01

The Neighborhood Trolley vs. Bianca Ryan Sings Jennifer Holiday

It's your only happy memories of public transportation vs. 'you're gonna love me'! 2017.01.31

The Neighborhood Trolley vs. Courtney Love Interrupts Madonna

It's your only happy memories of public transportation vs. diva frenemies! 2017.01.30

The Neighborhood Trolley vs. The Emblematic Forgetableness Of Riptide

It's your only happy memories of public transportation vs. a show from a simpler time in America! 2017.01.29

'You, Alright? I Learned It By Watching You!' vs. The Neighborhood Trolley

It's parents who use drugs vs. your only happy memories of public transportation! 2017.01.28