I Am Not A Crackpot

Dear Mr. President: I have some unpopular conspiracy theories regarding today's TV shows, and here they are. I am NOT a crackpot.

What Not To Wear Is Dead; Long Live How Not To Be!

Our commentator is not a crackpot, she just thinks Stacy and Clinton should headline a new show that fixes subjects' whole lives. 2013.10.21S10.E24

Bring It Down A Notch

Sleepy Hollow is great -- but its big bad is too big and too bad. 2013.10.15S01.E05

Perkins Power

Parks & Recreation needs Ann’s boring ass. 2013.10.10S06.E04

Breaking Bad's Upcoming 'Felina' Finale, Explained

...Possibly. This is just a CRACKPOT theory that could ALSO turn out to be totally spot on. 2013.09.24S05.E16

America's Most Lazy

Walt's disconnected hideout looks like a relaxing retreat to this author. Uh, except for the chemo taxidermy. 2013.09.23S05.E15

Could Comedy Central's Sketch Shows Threaten Saturday Night Live?

It sounds crazy but JUST LISTEN FOR A SECOND. 2013.09.19S03.E01

The Franco Project

Captain Ubiquity's stint on The Mindy Project is a short one, and that's good, because it's not working for this author at all. 2013.09.18S02.E01

Bedrooms & Hallways Should Become A TV Show

Look at the cast. Look. Now tell me I'm a crackpot. YA CAN'T. 2013.09.13

Tom Cruise Should Play A Keith Urban Type On Nashville

Okay well but if you would LET ME EXPLAIN why this is a great move for both him and the show. 2013.08.27

Putting Your Best Maron Forward

Who should play Marc Maron on the second season of IFC's Maron? Not Marc Maron, that's for sure. 2013.08.23

Something's Rotten In Moscow

Was last night's Project Runway so weird and rushed because Russian Freddie Mercury was supposed to rejoin the show -- and didn't? 2013.08.16S12.E05