I Am Not A Crackpot

Dear Mr. President: I have some unpopular conspiracy theories regarding today's TV shows, and here they are. I am NOT a crackpot.

Objection! Down The Shore!

Sarah is not a crackpot for thinking it's time to roll the dice on Law & Order: Atlantic City. 2014.02.20

Degrassi Can't Stop Showing Why You Shouldn't Date Dudes

Tara's not a crackpot: she just thinks Degrassi has a misandrist agenda this season. And she's INTO IT. 2014.02.19S13.E20

Fewer Names, More Show!

Tara's not a crackpot, she just thinks online original series need to cool it with the opening credits sequences. 2014.02.14

Christine Baranski And Marc Evan Jackson Are From Buffalo By Way Of 1935 Connecticut

Tara's not a crackpot; she just wonders where these Buffalonian performers' beautiful accents come from? 2014.02.13

Just Admit That Sherlock Has the Sniffles!

When actors momentarily change, their characters should, too. 2014.02.11

Why Is SVU's First Season In Rerun Jail?

Four hundred airings a day, and you hardly ever see an S1 joint. What's up with that? 2014.01.29

It's A Very Merry Muppets Christmas Movie Is Practically Perfect

The little-seen TV movie is both hilarious and sweet, and gives hope that the Muppets can live on in a changing world. 2013.12.20

Reality Shows Are Keeping The Game Show Genre From Being As Big As It Should Be

Calling game shows 'reality shows' hurts us all. Nick Rheinwald-Jones explains why. 2013.12.10

#PostAboutTV #HashtagCongestion

Dear Mister President, there are too many characters in on-air promotional hashtags. Please eliminate ten to twenty. I am not a crackpot. 2013.12.03

Turn Witches Of East End Into Practical Magic: The Series, For Real

It's already halfway there. A bigger budget and some creative casting and it's on. 2013.11.22

Why The Mindy Project Should Be The Danny Project

Our commentator is not a crackpot. He just thinks that, while Mindy Kaling created a fantastic lead role for a sitcom, it’s not the one she’s playing. 2013.10.22

What Not To Wear Is Dead; Long Live How Not To Be!

Our commentator is not a crackpot, she just thinks Stacy and Clinton should headline a new show that fixes subjects' whole lives. 2013.10.21S10.E24

Bring It Down A Notch

Sleepy Hollow is great -- but its big bad is too big and too bad. 2013.10.15S01.E05

Perkins Power

Parks & Recreation needs Ann’s boring ass. 2013.10.10S06.E04

Breaking Bad's Upcoming 'Felina' Finale, Explained

...Possibly. This is just a CRACKPOT theory that could ALSO turn out to be totally spot on. 2013.09.24S05.E16

America's Most Lazy

Walt's disconnected hideout looks like a relaxing retreat to this author. Uh, except for the chemo taxidermy. 2013.09.23S05.E15

Could Comedy Central's Sketch Shows Threaten Saturday Night Live?

It sounds crazy but JUST LISTEN FOR A SECOND. 2013.09.19S03.E01

The Franco Project

Captain Ubiquity's stint on The Mindy Project is a short one, and that's good, because it's not working for this author at all. 2013.09.18S02.E01

Bedrooms & Hallways Should Become A TV Show

Look at the cast. Look. Now tell me I'm a crackpot. YA CAN'T. 2013.09.13