I Am Not A Crackpot

Dear Mr. President: I have some unpopular conspiracy theories regarding today's TV shows, and here they are. I am NOT a crackpot.

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Lilit Marcus is not a crackpot. She just sees opportunities all over TV for ASL fluency. 2014.07.14

No One Wears Clear Nail Polish In Real Life

Why do so many TV characters? Stephanie Cangro is not a crackpot. 2014.06.12

Why Must TV Schedulers Play Hide And Seek With Their Daytime Reruns?!

Tara's not a crackpot. She just thinks cable networks need to pick a daytime syndication schedule and stick to it! 2014.04.29

And James Franco As D.B. Cooper

Dave challenged Sarah to expand her D.B. Cooper obsession beyond Mad Men. Sarah accepted. Everyone wins. 2014.04.24

Are You On Your Computer? Don't Make Us Watch

It's perfectly sane to believe internet usage makes boring TV. 2014.04.23

Having Your Cake and Mooning It Too

Blame the Children's Television Workshop for the fact that people in Brooklyn are smashing cakes with their bare asses in the name of art. 2014.04.04

Movies And TV Shows Are Like...Unmixy Things

Nick is not a crackpot; he just thinks that Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s real Achilles heel is its ongoing connection to the Marvel movies. 2014.04.02S01.E16

All The Guests On The New Late Night Are On The Edge Of Their Seat

Tara's not a crackpot. She just thinks the guest chair on Late Night With Seth Meyers is way too small. 2014.03.24

Why Denis Leary Needs To Be The Next Sherlock Holmes

When you have eliminated the impossible, hire the star of The Job. 2014.02.28S02.E16

Heroes Is Returning As A 'Miniseries,' Except Not As A Miniseries By Any Sensible Standard

Tara's not a crackpot: she just thinks TV needs to quit devaluing the meaning of the word 'miniseries' like YESTERDAY. 2014.02.22

'You Can't Live Without Something Like This. I Mean, That's What You Think. People On TV Tell You That, Too.'

Tara's not a crackpot: she just thinks hoarding shows prove that home shopping channels need to start trying to save people from themselves. 2014.02.20

Objection! Down The Shore!

Sarah is not a crackpot for thinking it's time to roll the dice on Law & Order: Atlantic City. 2014.02.20

Degrassi Can't Stop Showing Why You Shouldn't Date Dudes

Tara's not a crackpot: she just thinks Degrassi has a misandrist agenda this season. And she's INTO IT. 2014.02.19S13.E20

Fewer Names, More Show!

Tara's not a crackpot, she just thinks online original series need to cool it with the opening credits sequences. 2014.02.14

Christine Baranski And Marc Evan Jackson Are From Buffalo By Way Of 1935 Connecticut

Tara's not a crackpot; she just wonders where these Buffalonian performers' beautiful accents come from? 2014.02.13

Just Admit That Sherlock Has the Sniffles!

When actors momentarily change, their characters should, too. 2014.02.11

Why Is SVU's First Season In Rerun Jail?

Four hundred airings a day, and you hardly ever see an S1 joint. What's up with that? 2014.01.29

It's A Very Merry Muppets Christmas Movie Is Practically Perfect

The little-seen TV movie is both hilarious and sweet, and gives hope that the Muppets can live on in a changing world. 2013.12.20

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