I Am Not A Crackpot

Dear Mr. President: I have some unpopular conspiracy theories regarding today's TV shows, and here they are. I am NOT a crackpot.

Going Back To Cali

Stephanie Cangro is not a crackpot; she's just happy to see Vince and the boys again. 2015.06.02

It's Not The End Of Jackie (But Should It Be)?

Mark has a totally sane suggestion about the end of Nurse Jackie. 2015.05.31S07.E08

Aquarius Is Having A 'Ball'

Your commentator is not, and is not a crackpot for thinking there was a better way to get the real word in S01E03. 2015.05.29S01.E03

You Cannot Tell Me That's Jackie's Hair!

A totally sane argument for why long-running shows should be required to update their opening credits. 2015.05.28

Don Draper Is D.B. Cooper. Just Accept It.

Roger Cormier compiles all the plane references from seven seasons of Mad Men. 2015.05.13S07.E14

Let's Get Rid Of Auditions

Stephanie Cangro is not a crackpot: she just never wants to see an audition montage again. 2015.03.09

Michelle, This Is Not 'Nam. This Is A Public Field. There Are Rules.

Tara is not a crackpot. She just thinks you have to respect a sign-up sheet! 2015.02.15S01.E05

Bad Books

The Librarians meet what should be their ultimate enemy: an evil librarian. 2015.01.05S01.E06

Shouldn't All Men Try Picking Up Women Using Techniques Recommended By Jon Hamm?

Tara is not a crackpot for thinking that, techno-ethics aside, Black Mirror's PUA is...not really that gross? 2014.12.17

Eliminated Contestants Should Never Get To Come Back. Ever.

An impassioned treatise on a trend that's poisoning reality television. 2014.12.16

Did Anyone Vet Nick Foley Before Allowing Him To Adopt Between Five And Six Orphans?

Tara's not a crackpot. She just thinks Nick needs to have his daughters removed from his care because all he does is scream at every human who crosses his path. 2014.12.09S01.E05

Stop Phoning It In

Agents of SHIELD has once more pumped the brakes before accidentally doing something exciting. Monty has ideas on how to get things going again. 2014.12.03S02.E09

Cecily Strong Leapfrogs SNL's Fake News Team To Host The Nation's Biggest News/Comedy Event

Tara's not a crackpot. She just thinks Cecily Strong's White House Correspondents' Dinner gig is a bad omen for Weekend Update's Jost/Che era. 2014.11.19

The Affair Should Just Throw Martin In The Garbage Already

Tara's not a crackpot: she just thinks maybe getting all exercised about Martin's safety isn't a good use of anyone's energy. 2014.11.16S01.E06

Marry Me Is Happier Endings, And That's Okay

Tara's not a crackpot, she just thinks more showrunners should try remaking their old shows. 2014.11.05S01.E04

Meme's Not The Word

Is it possible to salvage a show from Selfie if you chuck the premise and the heroine? ABC should find out. Sarah D. Bunting is not a crackpot. 2014.09.30S01.E01

Treat Williams Has Never Played Steve Garvey In A Post-Career Biopic About Garvey's Life

This is a major-league missed opportunity. Sarah is not a crackpot. 2014.09.16

At This Point, Does Fred Armisen Even Remember How To Get To Late Night With Seth Meyers?

Tara's not a crackpot. She just doesn't know why Fred Armisen took the job as Late Night's bandleader when he is seriously NEVER THERE. 2014.08.04

The Bridge Is Proving You Can Be Too Psychopathic To Work Effectively In Organized Crime

Tara's not a crackpot. She just thinks Eleanor Nacht is a cautionary example of 'too crazy to be in a cartel's enforcement wing.' 2014.07.23S02.E03

Abraham Lincoln Evaded Assassination Threats While Rocking A Moustache?!

Tara's not a crackpot. She just thinks if Martin Starr was going to play Lincoln, he should have shaved accordingly! 2014.07.22S02.E04


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