I Am Not A Crackpot

Dear Mr. President: I have some unpopular conspiracy theories regarding today's TV shows, and here they are. I am NOT a crackpot.

The Affair Should Just Throw Martin In The Garbage Already

Tara's not a crackpot: she just thinks maybe getting all exercised about Martin's safety isn't a good use of anyone's energy. 2014.11.16S01.E06

Marry Me Is Happier Endings, And That's Okay

Tara's not a crackpot, she just thinks more showrunners should try remaking their old shows. 2014.11.05S01.E04

Meme's Not The Word

Is it possible to salvage a show from Selfie if you chuck the premise and the heroine? ABC should find out. Sarah D. Bunting is not a crackpot. 2014.09.30S01.E01

Treat Williams Has Never Played Steve Garvey In A Post-Career Biopic About Garvey's Life

This is a major-league missed opportunity. Sarah is not a crackpot. 2014.09.16

At This Point, Does Fred Armisen Even Remember How To Get To Late Night With Seth Meyers?

Tara's not a crackpot. She just doesn't know why Fred Armisen took the job as Late Night's bandleader when he is seriously NEVER THERE. 2014.08.04

The Bridge Is Proving You Can Be Too Psychopathic To Work Effectively In Organized Crime

Tara's not a crackpot. She just thinks Eleanor Nacht is a cautionary example of 'too crazy to be in a cartel's enforcement wing.' 2014.07.23S02.E03

Abraham Lincoln Evaded Assassination Threats While Rocking A Moustache?!

Tara's not a crackpot. She just thinks if Martin Starr was going to play Lincoln, he should have shaved accordingly! 2014.07.22S02.E04

Previously.TV Contributor/Signer To Television Characters: LEARN ASL ALREADY

Lilit Marcus is not a crackpot. She just sees opportunities all over TV for ASL fluency. 2014.07.14

No One Wears Clear Nail Polish In Real Life

Why do so many TV characters? Stephanie Cangro is not a crackpot. 2014.06.12

Why Must TV Schedulers Play Hide And Seek With Their Daytime Reruns?!

Tara's not a crackpot. She just thinks cable networks need to pick a daytime syndication schedule and stick to it! 2014.04.29

And James Franco As D.B. Cooper

Dave challenged Sarah to expand her D.B. Cooper obsession beyond Mad Men. Sarah accepted. Everyone wins. 2014.04.24

Are You On Your Computer? Don't Make Us Watch

It's perfectly sane to believe internet usage makes boring TV. 2014.04.23

Having Your Cake and Mooning It Too

Blame the Children's Television Workshop for the fact that people in Brooklyn are smashing cakes with their bare asses in the name of art. 2014.04.04

Movies And TV Shows Are Like...Unmixy Things

Nick is not a crackpot; he just thinks that Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s real Achilles heel is its ongoing connection to the Marvel movies. 2014.04.02S01.E16

All The Guests On The New Late Night Are On The Edge Of Their Seat

Tara's not a crackpot. She just thinks the guest chair on Late Night With Seth Meyers is way too small. 2014.03.24

Why Denis Leary Needs To Be The Next Sherlock Holmes

When you have eliminated the impossible, hire the star of The Job. 2014.02.28S02.E16

Heroes Is Returning As A 'Miniseries,' Except Not As A Miniseries By Any Sensible Standard

Tara's not a crackpot: she just thinks TV needs to quit devaluing the meaning of the word 'miniseries' like YESTERDAY. 2014.02.22

'You Can't Live Without Something Like This. I Mean, That's What You Think. People On TV Tell You That, Too.'

Tara's not a crackpot: she just thinks hoarding shows prove that home shopping channels need to start trying to save people from themselves. 2014.02.20

Objection! Down The Shore!

Sarah is not a crackpot for thinking it's time to roll the dice on Law & Order: Atlantic City. 2014.02.20