I Am Not A Crackpot

Dear Mr. President: I have some unpopular conspiracy theories regarding today's TV shows, and here they are. I am NOT a crackpot.

When Lionsgate Buys Starz, It Has GOT To Make Starz Take Its Name

Tara's not a crackpot. She just thinks the network name 'Starz' needs to go back to 1994 and stay there. 2016.06.30

Is It Maybe Time For The Mindy Project To Kill Off Danny?

Tara's not a crackpot. She's just noticed that The Mindy Project has really left itself no other option for getting rid of this turd. 2016.06.28S04.E25

Might Animal Kingdom Be Using Magical Realism?

Mark Blankenship is not a crackpot; he just thinks magical realism might explain a lot about the show's strange allure. 2016.06.21S01.E03

The Lost Children Of Dozier Merits The Limited-Series Treatment

Sarah D. Bunting is not a crackpot; she just thinks LMN's feature-length true-crime exposé might have worked better as a handful of episodes. 2016.06.03

Is Lorelai Gilmore Maybe Not A Great Mother?

Karen Belz is not a crackpot. It's just that sometimes she wonders if Lorelai and Rory pulled a Freaky Friday for real. 2016.05.18

Would It Be So Bad To Have Extra Hunters On Supernatural?

Why create two really awesome hunter characters and send them to a stupid horse farm? 2016.04.28S11.E19

Daredevil Needs To Revisit The Matter Of How Much Tony Curran's Finn Is Getting To Do

Lisa Schmeiser is not a crackpot: she thinks, after S02.E04, that this show is squandering an actor of considerable, brainy menace. 2016.03.22S02.E04

Dear Mr. President: House Of Cards Should Have Cast LisaGay Hamilton As Her Husband-Offing Character From Law & Order

She seems better suited for the vagaries of political life in the Willimonverse than Celia Jones. Sarah D. Bunting is NOT a crackpot. 2016.03.04S04.E02

Supernatural Didn't REALLY Have To Strip Away One Of Dean's Very Last Illusions, Did It?

Liane is not a crackpot; she just thinks the show could have let the episode pass without ruining pro wrestling with demons. 2016.02.25S11.E15

Pretty Little Liars Doesn't Do Happy, Alison, You Idiot

The love in the air smells like a poisonous gas leak. Liane is not a crackpot. 2016.02.23S06.E17

Might Jane The Virgin's Biggest Abstinence Proponent Actually Relax Her Opposition To Premarital Sex?!

Tara's not a crackpot. She just thinks Alba's stated tolerance in some areas might presage a change of attitude on others! Eventually! 2016.01.26S02.E09

When Law & Order, The Ultimate Procedural, Became An...Anticedural

Nick Rheinwald-Jones is not a crackpot; he just thinks Law & Order should have tried a few more format-bending episodes like 'Aftershock.' 2015.12.14S06.E23

On Transparent, Maura's A Supporting Player, And Good For Her

Moving its lead character out of center field is a smart move for Transparent as of S02.E02. 2015.12.11

Sorry, Lily: The Vampire Diaries Is TV, Not Group Therapy

Liane Bonin Starr is not a crackpot for being tooooooootally fine with how things go for Lily in the latest episode. 2015.12.04S07.E08

The Librarians Should Get Beside The Point

Are the show's A-plots its own worst enemy? 2015.11.09S02.E03

Is The Mindy Project Overlooking An Obvious Answer To The Question Of Leo's Care?

One of his parents bakes. The other is Mindy. Which should be the full-time at-home parent, again? 2015.10.13S04.E05

We Don't Even Know What's Chasing Us!

Mark Blankenship is not a crackpot. He just thinks zombie stories are always scariest in their opening chapters. 2015.08.21

I Am Fran

Sarah D. Bunting is not a crackpot. She just thinks Caitlyn Jenner has everything it takes -- starting with much-needed goodwill -- to take over as True Detective's head baddie in charge. 2015.07.27S02.E06

The Liars Fight Fire With Fire

A totally reasonable argument for 'A' to get into the 21st century where he belongs. 2015.06.03S06.E01

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