I Am Not A Crackpot

Dear Mr. President: I have some unpopular conspiracy theories regarding today's TV shows, and here they are. I am NOT a crackpot.

On Transparent, Maura's A Supporting Player, And Good For Her

Moving its lead character out of center field is a smart move for Transparent as of S02.E02. 2015.12.11

Sorry, Lily: The Vampire Diaries Is TV, Not Group Therapy

Liane Bonin Starr is not a crackpot for being tooooooootally fine with how things go for Lily in the latest episode. 2015.12.04S07.E08

The Librarians Should Get Beside The Point

Are the show's A-plots its own worst enemy? 2015.11.09S02.E03

Is The Mindy Project Overlooking An Obvious Answer To The Question Of Leo's Care?

One of his parents bakes. The other is Mindy. Which should be the full-time at-home parent, again? 2015.10.13S04.E05

We Don't Even Know What's Chasing Us!

Mark Blankenship is not a crackpot. He just thinks zombie stories are always scariest in their opening chapters. 2015.08.21

I Am Fran

Sarah D. Bunting is not a crackpot. She just thinks Caitlyn Jenner has everything it takes -- starting with much-needed goodwill -- to take over as True Detective's head baddie in charge. 2015.07.27S02.E06

The Liars Fight Fire With Fire

A totally reasonable argument for 'A' to get into the 21st century where he belongs. 2015.06.03S06.E01

Going Back To Cali

Stephanie Cangro is not a crackpot; she's just happy to see Vince and the boys again. 2015.06.02

It's Not The End Of Jackie (But Should It Be)?

Mark has a totally sane suggestion about the end of Nurse Jackie. 2015.05.31S07.E08

Aquarius Is Having A 'Ball'

Your commentator is not, and is not a crackpot for thinking there was a better way to get the real word in S01E03. 2015.05.29S01.E03

You Cannot Tell Me That's Jackie's Hair!

A totally sane argument for why long-running shows should be required to update their opening credits. 2015.05.28

Don Draper Is D.B. Cooper. Just Accept It.

Roger Cormier compiles all the plane references from seven seasons of Mad Men. 2015.05.13S07.E14

Let's Get Rid Of Auditions

Stephanie Cangro is not a crackpot: she just never wants to see an audition montage again. 2015.03.09

Michelle, This Is Not 'Nam. This Is A Public Field. There Are Rules.

Tara is not a crackpot. She just thinks you have to respect a sign-up sheet! 2015.02.15S01.E05

Bad Books

The Librarians meet what should be their ultimate enemy: an evil librarian. 2015.01.05S01.E06

Shouldn't All Men Try Picking Up Women Using Techniques Recommended By Jon Hamm?

Tara is not a crackpot for thinking that, techno-ethics aside, Black Mirror's PUA is...not really that gross? 2014.12.17

Eliminated Contestants Should Never Get To Come Back. Ever.

An impassioned treatise on a trend that's poisoning reality television. 2014.12.16

Did Anyone Vet Nick Foley Before Allowing Him To Adopt Between Five And Six Orphans?

Tara's not a crackpot. She just thinks Nick needs to have his daughters removed from his care because all he does is scream at every human who crosses his path. 2014.12.09S01.E05

Stop Phoning It In

Agents of SHIELD has once more pumped the brakes before accidentally doing something exciting. Monty has ideas on how to get things going again. 2014.12.03S02.E09

Cecily Strong Leapfrogs SNL's Fake News Team To Host The Nation's Biggest News/Comedy Event

Tara's not a crackpot. She just thinks Cecily Strong's White House Correspondents' Dinner gig is a bad omen for Weekend Update's Jost/Che era. 2014.11.19