I Am Not A Crackpot

Dear Mr. President: I have some unpopular conspiracy theories regarding today's TV shows, and here they are. I am NOT a crackpot.

Black Mirror's 'Nosedive' Could Be Your Guide To De-Pinteresting Your Life

Lisa Schmeiser is not a crackpot. She just thinks this episode illustrates that the primary peril of social media is not how it warps your social interactions, but how it muffles your sense of style. 2016.10.21S03.E01

The Couples On Grey's Anatomy Could Benefit From Romance-Novel Plotting in Their Lives

Tina is not a crackpot. She just believes a little bosom-heaving and bodice-ripping could make even the sad love triangle work. 2016.10.14S13.E04

Take Frequency's Wife...Please

Sarah D. Bunting is not a crackpot. She just thinks the creaky bitter-cop's-wife trope isn't one this show has time for. Or that any other show has time for. 2016.10.12S01.E02

Misty Knight Can Do Better Than Luke Cage

Stephanie Cangro is not a crackpot. She just thinks, after S01.E09 of Luke Cage, Misty needs an extended vacation and a move downtown. 2016.10.05S01.E09

It's Time To End New Girl

Haley Chouinard is not a crackpot. She just thinks it's time to leave the loft for good. 2016.09.20S06.E01

Does The Appearance Of Mark Moses Bode Well For Mr. Robot's Second-Season Homestretch?

Sarah D. Bunting is not a crackpot. She just thinks casting the former Duck Phillips is a reason to believe. 2016.08.25S02.E08

Do Amy Sherman-Palladino's Recent Remarks Mean We Shouldn't Consider Gilmore Girls's Seventh Season Canon?

Nick Rheinwald-Jones is not a crackpot for thinking that the creator herself has made the final determination on that Palladinoless season, even if we need to read between the lines to see it. 2016.08.19

Should We, As A Culture, Start Leaving Cancelled Shows Alone?

Haley Chouinard is not a crackpot. She just thinks cancelled shows should stay cancelled. 2016.08.05

If Mr. Robot Needed An Office Alum, It Should Have Been Mindy Kaling -- And Here's Why

Sarah and Jeff Beckham are not crackpots. They're just a couple of romantics who think Elliot Alderson needs to meet Kelly Kapoor. 2016.08.03

The World Needs More Dance Moms Whether Abby Lee Miller Is A Criminal Or Not

Miller may have been charged with twenty counts of bankruptcy fraud, but the only crime this show has committed is stealing Karen Belz's heart. 2016.08.01

Jane The Virgin Needs To Get Rid Of Michael...Permanently

Haley Chouinard is not a crackpot. She just thinks it's time to kill off Michael so that Jane The Virgin can evolve past its gimmicky love triangle. 2016.08.01

Star Trek: The Next Generation Predicted Just How Far Pokémon Go Could Go

Al Lowe's not a crackpot, but she just wonders: is it already too late? 2016.07.27S05.E06

Star Trek: Enterprise Should Have Been Evil The Entire Time

Monty's not a crackpot just because he thinks the final episode of Enterprise should have turned the entire series on its head. 2016.07.26

The World Needs Another Season Of My So-Called Life More Than It Needs Two Other Seasons Of Homeland

Tara's not a crackpot for thinking ABC's new streaming service should do more with My So-Called Life than make its one and only season available -- like, hello, bringing us a new season?! 2016.07.13

Did Must See TV Spawn Today's Lady Antiheroines?

Liz Ball is not a crackpot; she just thinks the complex ladies of today's TV would be nothing without Elaine & Co. 2016.07.08

When Lionsgate Buys Starz, It Has GOT To Make Starz Take Its Name

Tara's not a crackpot. She just thinks the network name 'Starz' needs to go back to 1994 and stay there. 2016.06.30

Is It Maybe Time For The Mindy Project To Kill Off Danny?

Tara's not a crackpot. She's just noticed that The Mindy Project has really left itself no other option for getting rid of this turd. 2016.06.28S04.E25

Might Animal Kingdom Be Using Magical Realism?

Mark Blankenship is not a crackpot; he just thinks magical realism might explain a lot about the show's strange allure. 2016.06.21S01.E03

The Lost Children Of Dozier Merits The Limited-Series Treatment

Sarah D. Bunting is not a crackpot; she just thinks LMN's feature-length true-crime exposé might have worked better as a handful of episodes. 2016.06.03