I Am Not A Crackpot

Dear Mr. President: I have some unpopular conspiracy theories regarding today's TV shows, and here they are. I am NOT a crackpot.

The Handmaid's Tale Needs To Start Killing Men

Tara's not a crackpot. She just thinks this most feminist of TV series needs to quit confining its violence to female victims. 2017.06.14S01.E10

On Fargo, Nikki Encounters Two Rays Of Hope

But are they too late to help her in this world? 2017.06.07S03.E08

Doctor Who Takes On Fascism

The Doctor and friends address politics, and the big lie. 2017.06.03S10.E08

It's Time For House Of Cards To Spend Less Time With The Underwoods

Sarah D. Bunting isn't a crackpot. She just thinks the writing has run out of ideas for the First Throuple. 2017.05.31S05.E03

Is The Handmaid's Tale Trying To Make Us Empathize With A Wife?

Tara's not a crackpot. She just thinks 'A Woman's Place' may be the most explicitly feminist episode of the series so far. 2017.05.17S01.E06

Is Better Call Saul's Fan Service Making Its Short Season Too Long?

Tara's not a crackpot. She just thinks Better Call Saul could be spending its time more wisely. 2017.05.16S03.E06

Gillian Anderson Taunts Us On American Gods, As She Should

Let's hope that, as Media, she calls us out for the suckers we are. 2017.05.07S01.E02

Better Call Saul Proves Once Again That Bad People Can Make Good Managers

Tara's not a crackpot. She just thinks Better Call Saul is making a strong case that just because you're a 'villain' by some standards doesn't mean you can't also be an inspiring leader! 2017.05.02S03.E04

The Time Has Come For The Successor To Happy Days And That '70s Show

The death of Erin Moran reminded Chris Morgan he wants to see another sitcom set in suburban Wisconsin -- this one in the '90s. He is NOT a crackpot. 2017.04.24

The Wrong Man Is The Iron Fist, And The Right One's Standing Next To Him

Lisa Schmeiser's not a crackpot. S01.E11 just convinced her that an ancient order of monks and their immortal dragon really screwed up when they picked Danny Rand over Davos. Fortunately, this can be changed. 2017.03.23S01.E11

Reinstalling Tyra Banks As The Host Of America's Next Top Model Is A Big Mistake

Sarah D. Bunting isn't a crackpot. Tyra's a legend. But nobody believes that more strongly than Tyra, and the 23rd season worked better without her. 2017.03.17

Diane Perkins And Her Mom From Law & Order S03.E06 Should Have Their Own Crime-Solving Spin-Off

Sarah D. Bunting is not a crackpot. She just thinks the televerse should have enlarged upon the one tiny semi-bright spot in a hall-of-fame-icky episode. 2017.03.07S03.E06

The Mindy Project Needs To Quit Trying To Put Mindy In Long-Term Relationships

Tara's not a crackpot. She just thinks The Mindy Project's Mindy should be more like Seinfeld's Jerry. 2017.02.14S05.E08

The Bad Guys On Agents Of SHIELD Were Bad Guys After All

Monty Ashley isn't a crackpot. He just thinks obvious storylines aren't improved by talking about how obvious they are. 2017.01.11S04.E09

Vik Walks Out on The Affair Because He's Smarter Than We Are

Philip Michaels isn't a crackpot. He just thinks we should be happy for Vik after he takes his ball and goes home when it becomes clear that Helen will never ever quit Noah. 2017.01.08S03.E07

Rectify Makes Us Sad, But It Comforts Us Too

Sarah D. Bunting isn't a crackpot; she just isn't sure the final season of this uniquely great show added to its legend. 2016.12.14S04.E08

Capital One's Commercial Starring Jennifer Garner And Her Father Is An Affront To Humanity

Herewith: a measured, not-at-all hysterical plea to have everyone involved in this ad drawn and quartered. 2016.12.09

Turns Out Richard Was The Glue That Held Gilmore Girls Together

Jordan isn't a crackpot; he just thinks that, without the patriarch, the reboot and its characters are the worse for wear. 2016.12.09

Divorce Is Way More Interesting Than Westworld

Jordan Veilleux's not a crackpot. He just thinks a so-so comedy about divorce is better than another show divorced from reality. 2016.12.02

Gilmore Girls: A Year In The Life Makes It Clear Who The Show's True Protagonist Is

And Nick Rheinwald-Jones is not a crackpot, but he's sure it isn't Lorelai or Rory. 2016.12.02S08.E04

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