I Am Not A Crackpot

Dear Mr. President: I have some unpopular conspiracy theories regarding today's TV shows, and here they are. I am NOT a crackpot.

The Time Has Come For The Successor To Happy Days And That '70s Show

The death of Erin Moran reminded Chris Morgan he wants to see another sitcom set in suburban Wisconsin -- this one in the '90s. He is NOT a crackpot. 2017.04.24

The Wrong Man Is The Iron Fist, And The Right One's Standing Next To Him

Lisa Schmeiser's not a crackpot. S01.E11 just convinced her that an ancient order of monks and their immortal dragon really screwed up when they picked Danny Rand over Davos. Fortunately, this can be changed. 2017.03.23S01.E11

Reinstalling Tyra Banks As The Host Of America's Next Top Model Is A Big Mistake

Sarah D. Bunting isn't a crackpot. Tyra's a legend. But nobody believes that more strongly than Tyra, and the 23rd season worked better without her. 2017.03.17

Diane Perkins And Her Mom From Law & Order S03.E06 Should Have Their Own Crime-Solving Spin-Off

Sarah D. Bunting is not a crackpot. She just thinks the televerse should have enlarged upon the one tiny semi-bright spot in a hall-of-fame-icky episode. 2017.03.07S03.E06

The Mindy Project Needs To Quit Trying To Put Mindy In Long-Term Relationships

Tara's not a crackpot. She just thinks The Mindy Project's Mindy should be more like Seinfeld's Jerry. 2017.02.14S05.E08

The Bad Guys On Agents Of SHIELD Were Bad Guys After All

Monty Ashley isn't a crackpot. He just thinks obvious storylines aren't improved by talking about how obvious they are. 2017.01.11S04.E09

Vik Walks Out on The Affair Because He's Smarter Than We Are

Philip Michaels isn't a crackpot. He just thinks we should be happy for Vik after he takes his ball and goes home when it becomes clear that Helen will never ever quit Noah. 2017.01.08S03.E07

Rectify Makes Us Sad, But It Comforts Us Too

Sarah D. Bunting isn't a crackpot; she just isn't sure the final season of this uniquely great show added to its legend. 2016.12.14S04.E08

Capital One's Commercial Starring Jennifer Garner And Her Father Is An Affront To Humanity

Herewith: a measured, not-at-all hysterical plea to have everyone involved in this ad drawn and quartered. 2016.12.09

Turns Out Richard Was The Glue That Held Gilmore Girls Together

Jordan isn't a crackpot; he just thinks that, without the patriarch, the reboot and its characters are the worse for wear. 2016.12.09

Divorce Is Way More Interesting Than Westworld

Jordan Veilleux's not a crackpot. He just thinks a so-so comedy about divorce is better than another show divorced from reality. 2016.12.02

Gilmore Girls: A Year In The Life Makes It Clear Who The Show's True Protagonist Is

And Nick Rheinwald-Jones is not a crackpot, but he's sure it isn't Lorelai or Rory. 2016.12.02S08.E04

Martha & Snoop's Potluck Dinner Party Is Here To Save Us

Stephanie Cangro's not a crackpot; she just thinks the nation needs to come together at Martha and Snoop's for dinner. 2016.11.22S01.E01

If The Gunslinger Can't Be Hurt, Then Westworld Needs To Get Rid Of Him

Mark Blankenship is not a crackpot; it just makes good dramatic sense. 2016.11.21S01.E08

The Craziest Real Housewives Relationship Is With Tissues

Jordan's not a crackpot. He just believes Westworld has a slight advantage over Real Housewives: Kleenex. 2016.11.17

Supergirl's Jimmy Olsen Will Bankrupt Catco In Three Months

Daniel MacEachern is not a crackpot. He just thinks it's completely obvious that Snapper Carr is much more qualified to run Catco than Jimmy Olsen. 2016.10.25S02.E03

Black Mirror's 'Nosedive' Could Be Your Guide To De-Pinteresting Your Life

Lisa Schmeiser is not a crackpot. She just thinks this episode illustrates that the primary peril of social media is not how it warps your social interactions, but how it muffles your sense of style. 2016.10.21S03.E01

The Couples On Grey's Anatomy Could Benefit From Romance-Novel Plotting in Their Lives

Tina is not a crackpot. She just believes a little bosom-heaving and bodice-ripping could make even the sad love triangle work. 2016.10.14S13.E04

Take Frequency's Wife...Please

Sarah D. Bunting is not a crackpot. She just thinks the creaky bitter-cop's-wife trope isn't one this show has time for. Or that any other show has time for. 2016.10.12S01.E02

Misty Knight Can Do Better Than Luke Cage

Stephanie Cangro is not a crackpot. She just thinks, after S01.E09 of Luke Cage, Misty needs an extended vacation and a move downtown. 2016.10.05S01.E09