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Those cookies are only the beginning. Wait 'til you get a load of Jay!

Listen along with the Two Old Hookers podcast on "Jose & Jay" -- if not, there's really no saying how many people could get hurt.

Get ready to meet Jose's online boyfriend. Ready? Are you ready? Are you sure? HERE HE IS.

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Congratulations to Jose for landing either Michael Ealy or Michael Ealy's hotter twin brother.

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Jasmine, Jose's friend, apparently thinks so little of Jose that she's shocked to find out he did his own reverse-image search EVEN THOUGH Jose has already been ON Catfish and presumably watched at least his own episode.

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Jose has already decided he's a victim and will act thusly throughout this episode. It's a lot of this.

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No need to touch the wheel with even one hand while you're driving, right Nev? (He probably does it when his baby's in the car, but Max is on his own.)

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If it's this hard to fill an episode, you can just go to a half-hour format.

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These names are a lot.

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More of Jose's pain, ICYMI before.

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Where have we heard this excuse for not meeting before? Oh right, every liar on every episode (and even some who actually are who they seem to be).

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Jose shouldn't be this incredulous about everything when he has been here before. Come on, dude.

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Only the premium supermarket cookies for Nev!

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Two Joses, no waiting.

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Look for this guy in his Lifetime Original Movie, The Chastening Of Jose.

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...Okay, things end up better than this hostile pic suggests. Still: take it down to an 11, Jose Classic!

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