We've Laid You Out Some Sweet Treats In The Catfish Visual Aids
Those cookies are only the beginning. Wait 'til you get a load of Jay!
Listen along with the Two Old Hookers podcast on "Jose & Jay" -- if not, there's really no saying how many people could get hurt.
Get ready to meet Jose's online boyfriend. Ready? Are you ready? Are you sure? HERE HE IS.
Congratulations to Jose for landing either Michael Ealy or Michael Ealy's hotter twin brother.
Jasmine, Jose's friend, apparently thinks so little of Jose that she's shocked to find out he did his own reverse-image search EVEN THOUGH Jose has already been ON Catfish and presumably watched at least his own episode.
Jose has already decided he's a victim and will act thusly throughout this episode. It's a lot of this.
No need to touch the wheel with even one hand while you're driving, right Nev? (He probably does it when his baby's in the car, but Max is on his own.)
If it's this hard to fill an episode, you can just go to a half-hour format.
These names are a lot.
More of Jose's pain, ICYMI before.
Where have we heard this excuse for not meeting before? Oh right, every liar on every episode (and even some who actually are who they seem to be).
Jose shouldn't be this incredulous about everything when he has been here before. Come on, dude.
Only the premium supermarket cookies for Nev!
Two Joses, no waiting.
Look for this guy in his Lifetime Original Movie, The Chastening Of Jose.
...Okay, things end up better than this hostile pic suggests. Still: take it down to an 11, Jose Classic!