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Listen along with the Two Old Hookers podcast on "Johnny & Connor": it's full of lessons everyone needs to learn.
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Guys, you're not going to believe this, but Johnny and Connor both like movies. PLEASE don't let this kind of once-in-a-lifetime match cause you to doubt your own relationship.
Yeah, we're just kidding.
Surprise, bitch! It's Johnny.
Why on earth would Connor be shy to talk on the phone to Johnny when he looks like this?!
If you're going to spell "Cameron" wrong, you could at least throw an apostrophe in there.
Apparently, while these two were on hiatus, they forgot how things normally go.
And who's the lead suspect for Connor's true identity? Max points him out.
Johnny legit thinks this is Connor and not a page "Connor" ripped out of a Dillard's catalogue.
Not sure how Johnny got so hung up on Connor when the mere mention of a missed call from Camron gets him this excited.
Camron testifies to Nev and Max (and, unbeknownst to him, Johnny).
Your idea of "clear" and Johnny's apparently aren't quite lining up, dude.
Tell Nev's loved ones we found the photo to run with his obituary.
More proof of our earlier point: doesn't Max look like he's astonished by the first probable lie he's ever heard in his life?
That Nev still has the energy to look annoyed by an obvious falsehood is sort of adorable.
Max and Nev are still suspicious of Johnny, but Connor's text is not coming from inside the house!
And Johnny seems to know whom those legs belong to.
Hi, Connor! a.k.a. Shana, Johnny's vengeful ex!
Two months later, Shana's doing much better.
And Max still finds his husband's corny jokes hilarious. Aw.