Smash Into The Catfish Visual Aids
We've collected the most important visuals from 'Robert & Ashleigh'!
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This is Robert's would-be fiancée Ashleigh OR IS SHE???
Which element of Robert's version of his own love story could elicit this reaction from Max?
Yeah, it's...a proposal over text.
Honestly, Max is just serving face for this whole segment.
Robert is paralyzed from the chest down and may die of an immune deficiency soon, so Max and Nev might be feeling A LITTLE PRESSURE to help his story end with a true love match.
But that may not be in the cards if Robert's Ashleigh is wanted for murder in "Tenessee," as this very real not fake news story states.
Not only doesn't this mug shot depict Robert's Ashleigh: she's not even the Ashley who was ever wanted for kidnapping and murder.
If Maryland had a nickel....
So this is Ashleigh: not the girl from the photos, but hey -- not an accused murderer either!
Nev thinks both Robert and Ashleigh are worthy of love, and Robert's cat's butthole agrees.
This is what a loooooooooong silence looks like.
We're pretty sure Robert's not the one who elbowed this hole in the wall, but here's hoping if it was a crew guy MTV at least paid to fix it.
Quit motioning that thumb toward Ashleigh, Nev. Robert's all set.
And with that, two years of phone calls and texting are over. Friendship "at the least": not in the cards.
Finally, Robert's announcement that he's "talking to" another girl two months after meeting Ashleigh draws mixed reactions.