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HE'S GONE, no fair trying to bring him back in VHS box art form!!!

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Here's Denise, the obviously high school-aged baby who just can't with her parents.

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Here's Noah, about to black out behind the wheel like someone who hasn't already gone to court for driving drunk this season, though maybe Denise and her boring story are partly to blame for his loss of consciousness.

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Aaaaaaand here's Denise in her "drinking age" drag (or, perhaps, the clothes this obviously thirty-two-year-old actor wore to the studio).

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Lord Pissface gives his partner a nice big Statutory Pissface.

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When your kid's acting out and the sight of the dude she picked to act out with tips you that she also has macular degeneration.

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Kelly's an...objectivist?! (For real, what libertarian prop guy snuck this onto the set?)

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Get used to this bitchface, which is to say: welcome, Gina!!!

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She's had nineteen seconds of screen time to this point, but sure, chuck her in the opening credits.

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Nice try, Jones, but you have nowhere else to be.

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LOL SURE, WHY NOT

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Here's Val having the epiphany, in real time, that she actually doesn't have to put up with Kelly's shit anymore.

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LAPD's Finest driving LAPD's Oldest.

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You're at the cop shop to turn yourself in for DRUNK DRIVING that MAYBE LEFT SOMEONE IN A COMA. Not the face you make!

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Maybe Val is pondering a move back to Buffalo so she can quit spray-tanning. She looks like a walnut.

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This 'do is called the Whatever Happened To Baby Donna.

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This display of faint contempt from Donna -- in response to Gina spilling tea about her mom's true feelings about Felice -- is appropriate yet also out of character?

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This reaction to Noah presenting more circumstantial evidence linking him to A CHILD CLINGING TO LIFE is...not appropriate. Yet: in character.

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Glaring at the child whose life you may have nearly ended is several miles away from appropriate.

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When you're here to help and eager to do it.

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This response is correct.

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This turkey is disgusting.

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Is Gina maybe cool?

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Ah, okay, nm.

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Aw, that dead kid is on some other girl's boyfriend. Donna and Noah are doing GREAT.

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We stan a legend.

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Not even through her first hour and already Gina's succumbed to Asinine Straylockitis. And it's terminal!

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Bitch, you could PRETEND to have a feeling about your co-star of more than three years leaving the show.

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Off Val totters, on the 5-inch platform Steve Madden Slides Of Farewell.

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When you've been back for 52 seconds and already Kelly Is A Bitch About It.

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Definitely give the alcoholic champagne. Should be fine.

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