Try Not To Cut Yourself On Jason Lewis's Cheekbones While Perusing The Beverly Hills, 90210 Visual Aids
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Listen along with the Again With This podcast on "A Ripe Young Age" -- it was your manager's idea.
Maybe pour that juice on your hideous sweater, Steve.
Speaking of hideous: this corpse-before-an-open-casket-viewing-calibre makeup job.
New from Au Coton: Preggeralls!
We all end up giving Kelly that dirty look, Joey.
Social services can't keep track of a pre-teen child, and Kelly is a bitch about it (and she kind of has a point).
Hi, Jason Lewis! Thanks for coming by to give Val a love interest worthy of her boobs, AT LAST.
This is not an appropriate level of horror and remorse for someone who's just turned a scenester actor away from a club door. He's not Oliver Twist.
Oh god, what's Señor Pissface about to piss about now?
Which is more unpleasant: spending an afternoon trapped with Donna and David, or being Lost In Space? Grandma Martin is the only person who can answer that question knowledgeably.
Hardly surprising, but both of these two look better in '40s costumes than in the '90s garbage they slap on the rest of the time.
OKAY SEEMS LIKE SARAH COULD STILL USE A FEW BAKING LESSONS.
Let's all appreciate the amount of time these two actors evidently put into learning this choreography, and how well Tori Spelling rocks this shirtdress.
Seriously though, look how pretty she is! If only we could live in this moment forever.
But, alas, the Cleavern will not be denied for long.
Only the best two-star no-tell for David Silver and the girlfriend who just took him back for some reason.
Baaaaaw, look at the little butterball Dr. Martin used to be.
So THAT'S how it is in their family. (Which is to say: a granddaughter will just go ahead and read letters about her grandparents' wedding night, because that's not gross.)
Did Tyra learn to smize from Tori?
Grandma Martin wants to encourage Donna to be impetuous in her love life by...telling her she wears her dead grandfather's crucifix. Guess we'll see if it works!