There's A Lot Of New Age Thinking Going On In The Beverly Hills, 90210 Visual Aids
Brandon and Dylan try to pry Kelly out of the New Evolution while WE try to figure out what the (literal) frilly heck is going on with Clare's personal style.
The Again With This podcast that explains these Visual Aids is a dump -- but it's home.
You guys suck at this. And by "this," we mean "everything."
How is it that Jesse is oblivious to Ohhhhhndrea's guilt here? Her face never just "falls"; it's a damn avalanche.
Ray's so offended (possibly by the frumpy socks on Val) that he Giudices the cart.
Valerie, the internet has now been invented, you have a club to run, and you're in possession of the best breasts in three states and a couple territories. Get a life. Immediately.
The only thing that could make this GIF more classically LuAnn is if she had an ashtray jerry-rigged to the top of the vacuum.
Game recognize game.
"Six-nine with the gel pouf."
God, Donna's hair is terrible. It looks like you could snap off individual locks -- and someone should.
Obvious schemer is obvious. Again.
I'm all for a GOOD Whatever Happened To Baby Jane cosplay, but this is not that. The clotted bangs alone...make better choices, Clare.
Tara titled this pic "dylan-looks-good-sorry." Sarah can't with the turtleneck. Discuss!
Like, there's joking about 'dos that look styled by an egg-beater, and then there's the seeming results?
Brandon's lurking is creepy, but mercifully silent.
Ugh, that fucking duster again! Burn it! He looks like Terl!
The Chancellor feels us.
The milledding, which seems to differ from a standard wedding not a whit except for the name.
THIS one was titled "dylan-looks-old-sorry," but Sarah would with this version, despite that regrettable necktie. Discuss!
Flat Loathing: A Quadrospective.
Hon, when we said "better choices," we didn't mean "jeans with no/folded waistband and a pointless belt." Or that weird Mullet Pixie Dream Coif.
"They're not gonna get it. Hit the lightning button again, I mean like really mash down on it."
Not how you treat a traumatized extern, El Braysidente.
Mr. and Mrs. Greg. There's an Ohhhhhndrea joke here, but we can't...quite...reach it...
Kelly is firm in her beliefs! She doesn't care what happened to Greg!
Except THAT happened to Greg!
So NOW she's firm in telling Finley off and now everything is all better forever bye-eeeee!
...Well, not Brandon's hair, which you could rest a drink on, and Sarah for one plans to. Waiter!