The Beverly Hills, 90210 Visual Aids Suit Up For Another Round Of Hallowe'en STUFF
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There's being festive, and there's maybe having some kind of sexual pumpkin fetish. Decide which category you're in, Ray. (Also don't decorate your ex-girlfriend's deck, literal stalker.)
We're guessing Ray's costume this year is Spanish widow given the mantilla his hair's sprouted.
It's like this kitten knows she's about to be exploited for Hallowe'en STUFF.
Please enjoy this exclusive photo of Sarah (Toni) and her husband Dan (Dylan) at home on any given night.
The boob canyon: neither trick nor treat.
Shut up, Kelly's banana.
Shut up, Joe the Quarterback Who Can't Act.
SHUT UP DONNA'S BOOB CANYON, WHO CONTOURED YOU IN BROWN???
Shut up, carb-loading football player, and have enough dignity not to let people call you "Tiny."
"Hello, Central Casting? One offensive 'gypsy,' please!"
When you have nothing much to do in an episode, you might as well bust out your best STUFF side-eye.
Val's about to pay you for your horrible mural. Please use the proceeds on a haircut.
It's hard to look like a tough guy when you're petting the world's tiniest kitty.
...but it's even harder when you're gesticulating with said kitty's scratching post, punctuating your tough talk with bobbing of a ball on a spring.
Cross Rex's hand with silver and maybe he'll hold the boom out of frame.
"Just act casual. Don't let on that you're inches from a murderous mobster." - Brandon.
TFW you realize the stories about your dad being a murderer were totally true all along.
Dylan will be full of comfort and empathy for Toni and her shocking realization about her father just as soon as he's done helping Trouble get the mousie.
Save us from Hallowe'en STUFF and from Donna's Hallowe'en canyon.
In a few years, Susan's going to be really embarrassed about all the social justice battles where she had no idea she was on the wrong side. IT'S A CULTURE, NOT A COSTUME, SUSAN.
Left: cleavage. Right: we don't even know.
HELL NO TO THIS HOBO CLOWN MASK.
This dogboy on the right needs to come hang out with us like now.
Kelly will come to your mural unveiling, but make no mistake: she's going to be a bitch about it.
Speaking of that mural: yikes!
"What reaction are we supposed to have to this hideous mess? Polite revulsion?"
"Oh god, it just keeps going."
Donna shows Hobo Clown (a.k.a. Ray) the flat loathing expression she's learned by watching Brandon.
Dammit, Ziering. Quit being so charming -- and in uniform, no less! We're only human!
Maybe someday Donna will buy a whole pair of shorts.
The only thing worse than a wicker shelf? A wicker shelf with Ray behind it.
Oof, that makeup separated from its costume is a lot.
Starting to get an idea of how these two have stayed virgins. (Spoiler.)
See, this is how people kiss who know what they're doing!
Love potion number nein.
Let's hope Dylan has brought Toni to the marina so that she can throw those shoes, once and for all, into the sea.
...Nope, just the girly gun. Bye, pea shooter!