The Beverly Hills, 90210 Visual Aids Should Sashay Away
We've collected the most important imagery from 'The Long Goodbye'!
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Pianos: good for accompanying vocalists; great for hiding a pregnancy.
Steve tries to be supportive of Clare's tone-deafness, but also moves swiftly to hide her face from the public.
Tori Spelling caps some STUFF with an actually funny face.
We are Not The Same Guy truthers, and now so are you.
David also manages his one sweet moment of the decade.
Steve in drag is Andrea, sorry.
Steve out of drag is a sweetie.
Brandon's thumbs find their way back to their favourite spot, leaving his fingers free for ACTION.
Bro, we get you want to break up. You don't have to wipe your mouth like you think her kiss just gave you parvo.
You don't have to give her this look when she's in the middle of getting dumped, by you.
Another ugly cry, wasted on the likes of Brandon.
Squinting in preparation for...
...a good old-fashioned bray at Val for her (at this point very justified) hatred of Kelly.
Just a telegram of the sort we all used to get on a daily basis back in 1997.
Free fingers flapping fearlessly.
Hats off to this Fake Dylan and to the actor playing him who clearly spent weeks studying tapes to prepare for his four-second performance.
"Cucked At The Airport" -- a beloved song from the Grease stage show that was tragically cut for the film.
We don't know why this season's been so long either, friend.
He dumped you two days ago and now he's getting a back rub and an offer of no-strings-attached sex? DIGNITY, TRACY, LOOK IT UP.
The hateful poof clown ponders his dilemma...
...while his crotch is either unfortunately shadowed or drenched in pee.
Definitely the face of a woman in love.
Two baby birds find each other, try to eat worms out of each other's mouths.