The Beverly Hills, 90210 Visual Aids Crash On The Runway
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The Again With This podcast on "The Fundamental Things Apply" is on Brandon's honey-do list.
Romantic moment ruined by bobbing trinkets on overly complicated barrette.
The idea that this cleavern could be a runway model of course prompts STUFF!
TFW David's XXXXL attire is encroaching upon your proxemic bubble.
Oh right, there are other reasons Donna shouldn't model.
That a sinkhole doesn't open up under her is proof there is no god.
WHOOPS GWYNETH HE STILL LIKES HER YOU DUN GOOFED
Of course, you can get multiple fashion photographers to come to a show on hours' notice. It definitely wouldn't just be Dr. Silver with a Kodak Instamatic.
You know how when you watch a real fashion show, the models' arms are EVERY FUCKING WHERE?
And the designer is just hanging out in the audience instead of backstage DOING WORK?
And SERIOUSLY WITH THE ARMS WHAT THE FUCK
Okay, this model might need to be rescued and deprogrammed.
It's fine if all these non-speaking performers aren't models but SOMEONE COULD HAVE SHOWED THEM ONE FASHION SHOW. THIS IS INSANE.
Farewell, glamazons. Never come back.
Totally prepared to go out for a day of work is what this guy is.
Yep, you picked another winner, Val.
They could have tried to get a take that didn't look like it came out of a telenovela.
Speaking of: here's Alex, doing all the acting that was left over after Val's performance.
Please stop accessorizing your journalisming bray with these offensive neckties.
Putting Kelly's stupid hair next to Janet isn't helping Kelly.
It's nice for Katya that she's been reunited with her husband...
...but these two dickheads ruin it by being so fucking smug.