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The Beverly Hills, 90210 Visual Aids Are For The People

And so is Kelly's reaction to Colin's sugar-mama situation in the most notable moments from S06.E07.

Think the Again With This podcast that goes with these Visual Aids invited enough of its little friends?

Seriously: what is this hairline? And why does that little front patch look like someone stuck a blond Colorform to Ziering's noggin?

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Nothing but the best sex jorts for one's first assignation with Clare.

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Revenge Of Macramé/Crop-Top Light And Dark.

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Might want to rethink an accessory story that drives the eye off your boob-cavern cliff there, Don.

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T-shirt, please!

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Speaking of shirts, here's the right-angle Tintin foolishness we mentioned in the podcast that looks like Jason Wiles combed his forelock up against a shirt cardboard and emptied a can of Aqua Net Jersey Club Max onto it. Furthermore: no.

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Owned by Claudia. In the words of the delegate from Springfield: HAAAAAA-ha!

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We're hard-passing this "artsy" shirt...

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...but we're not boning the dude. Kel?

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...Barf. Must this porch constantly serve as a staging area for relationship symbolism?

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The star-crossed lovers.

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The star-crossed bike. Just sell the shit, Jones. eBay exists by now, no?

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Not sure it's on-brand for Marchette père to look this cry-facey when the ultimatum he failed to put a Plan B in place for doesn't work.

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You'd cry too if the Montague in your life hadn't gotten rid of those sheets already.

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Wonder if "sex sold" Professor Perv his ur-'90s necktie.

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Skimpy dress and then a question mark?

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tfw when you see how it is.

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In which Valerie looks rightly perplexed by Susan's "business in the back, party on the side-curl" daytime 'do.

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How not to be supportive: 1) braying 2) while wearing the pelt of the couch you murdered to make that shirt.

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Grateful victims applaud, in person, at the Condor offic...es? wdek.

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The sunny grin of vindication.

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