The Beverly Hills, 90210 Visual Aids Are A Work Of Outsider Art
We've collected all the best imagery from 'Fade In, Fade Out'!
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We can't say whether it would help Joe's bum heart, Donna, but we would definitely feel less queasy if you'd WASH YOUR HAIR.
Joe waits for the doctor next to a public health poster featuring the image of a man who might actually fit in that gigantic sweater.
Donna treats Joe to another one of her classic clench-fingered hugs.
Apparently one of the skills Steve learned at his internship is a mastery of clip art!
Emma Caulfield relishes the chance to show off her comic talents, even if only for a second (and so do we).
Elder statesman of schlock films still knows how to shill.
The one-time Nat Benson expresses our irritation at his storyline (in a shirt that might actually make a cute throw pillow).
Nat might be trying to keep his personal life personal, but Joan Diamond is perfectly ready to tell her whole romantic history to a perfect stranger.
...and even she is surprised that anyone deemed this worthy of a whole storyline.
Clare sits smugly in the knowledge that she's inspiring a future style icon.
Maybe get back to the barber shop, bro, they didn't quite finish.
How dare this fuckwad look smug at having elicited an apology for Susan's COMPLETELY JUSTIFIED ACCUSATION?!
Jackie offers some advice to Kelly about getting her hopes up too high for her dad's visit; Kelly is a bitch about it.
Bill executes a textbook Ray Combs arm grab.
But we're pretty sure no one on the Feud ever responded by doing whatever it is Kelly's doing here.
Not sure how Colin expects to be taken seriously as an educator under this forest of spikes.
Before we had the Snuggie, there was David's shirt.
More proof that Colin sucks as an art instructor: Val's sketch.
You need to throw these jeans away, Donna. They are giving you penis lap.
Nice try with the pilgrim shoes, Kelly, but Puritan feet can't cancel out your jezebel's midriff.
Much chewing. Very art.
Colin's work-in-progress inspires a range of emotions from Team Taylor!
Well, it's certainly not the painting's fault that it sucks, Colin.
But by all means, snort up the rest of your stash along with whatever flakes of Burnt Sienna might still be on the table.
Was it toasting with water that cursed Kelly's visit with her father? Only the Fates can say.
Lack of coke looses Colin's inner bray-demon.
Candace is out here rocking the continuity in her suit from the season premiere; Kelly is a bitch about it.
Sure, by all means, just leave your car anywhere, this isn't an airport or anything. (Seriously, it isn't, this location is clearly a car rental agency.)
Instead of crying about your daddy issues in this mirror, maybe use it to fix your lip line.
Bill may have left Kelly a $10,000 cheque, but he also abandoned her, so Kelly's going to be a bitch about it.
But first: just a little pick-me-up!