The Beverly Hills, 90210 Visual Aids Have A Lot To Teach You About Women
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When you're getting another one of your brilliant ideas...
...for exploiting male fragility while still being sexist and not proofreading the most important word on your whole dumb flyer. (That would be "Women," chief, not "Woman.")
Kelly is learning a lot by eavesdropping on Steve's PUA seminar. Donna doesn't understand the double entendres.
Protect this sweet, naïve seminar attendee at all costs.
You know you're hard up when you're jealous of Noah getting one of Donna's classic Barbie hand scalp massages.
You know you're really hard up when you fall for David's dead grandma rap.
Perhaps Kelly doesn't want to bone Matt because it would take her forty minutes to remove all her bobby pins first.
Matt's making a soufflé, and Kelly is a bitch about it...
...to no one? CUT.
When you're trying to make a statement by storming off, you actually have to get off the front step.
Enjoy your future plumbing emergency, Dylan.
You can tell Gina's a serious athlete from the way she can multitask stretching and scheming.
Hurry up with the snort-snort, burnout, there's a kid waiting to pee.
We all remember Trainspotting, in which all the heroin addicts would get a fix and immediately start offering art critiques.
Poor Vanessa Marcil, having to find new ways to react to every batshit piece of Dylan's soap opera biography.
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR LILIES IN YOUR LEATHER YOU FUCKING POSER
What's surprising is not that Dylan has a gun in his jacket but that David was arsed to straighten up.
Only a series of terrible decisions can bring you to the point where you cede the moral high ground to DAVID.