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The Beverly Hills, 90210 Visual Aids Have A Lot To Teach You About Women

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When you're getting another one of your brilliant ideas...

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...for exploiting male fragility while still being sexist and not proofreading the most important word on your whole dumb flyer. (That would be "Women," chief, not "Woman.")

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Kelly is learning a lot by eavesdropping on Steve's PUA seminar. Donna doesn't understand the double entendres.

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Protect this sweet, naïve seminar attendee at all costs.

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You know you're hard up when you're jealous of Noah getting one of Donna's classic Barbie hand scalp massages.

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You know you're really hard up when you fall for David's dead grandma rap.

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Perhaps Kelly doesn't want to bone Matt because it would take her forty minutes to remove all her bobby pins first.

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Matt's making a soufflé, and Kelly is a bitch about it...

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...to no one? CUT.

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When you're trying to make a statement by storming off, you actually have to get off the front step.

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Enjoy your future plumbing emergency, Dylan.

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You can tell Gina's a serious athlete from the way she can multitask stretching and scheming.

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Hurry up with the snort-snort, burnout, there's a kid waiting to pee.

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We all remember Trainspotting, in which all the heroin addicts would get a fix and immediately start offering art critiques.

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Poor Vanessa Marcil, having to find new ways to react to every batshit piece of Dylan's soap opera biography.

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FUCK OFF WITH YOUR LILIES IN YOUR LEATHER YOU FUCKING POSER

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...Looking good?

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Jackie No.

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What's surprising is not that Dylan has a gun in his jacket but that David was arsed to straighten up.

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Only a series of terrible decisions can bring you to the point where you cede the moral high ground to DAVID.

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