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Some Shite To Remember

Steve's not the only one who thinks the Visual Aids for Beverly Hills, 90210 S03.E27 might call for an extra bottle.

Make a toast to these Visual Aids with the accompanying Again With This podcast!

Canada's own Shawn Levy, director of Night At The Museum, pretends he knows what a prize pullet is.

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Mazzone Bakery's own bishop's loaf pretends he knows what a mirror is.

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We would have graciously ignored the entire murder of crow's feet in this shot BUT Ohhhhhndrea had just referred to herself as a "graduating senior." Forgot a word there, Nana.

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"We hate each other. What should we do?" "I know, let's chew with our mouths open!"

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Brandon, "pretty liberal guy," with the year-too-late didn't-inhale "joke."

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Local Cock Makes Legit Funny Stinkface, Is Likable For Five Seconds; Film At 11

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Local Cock, Now Unlikable Again, Can't Get Date To Prom Despite Walking As Though Hung Like An HVAC Unit; Film At...Wait, Who Cares

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The only thing that could make Felice's jacket more obviously a Thanksgiving-table runner is if she'd fashioned a tiny gourd into a brooch.

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An outfit that would eat anyone else alive is no problemo for Jordan Bonner.

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Way too much makeup for bedtime, girl. Take your ass to the bathroom and Sea Breeze that mug.

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Brenda's body language is a "fuck no" in need of a question. (So are her jeans, which have just made licensed GYNs out of us all yet again.)

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Nothing says "cool teacher" like lettin' 'em have class on the lawn. Just ask Horthawne!

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What's with the bitchfacing? Was everyone under the impression prior to this non-nouncement that the school district would be serving the alcohol, versus forbidding it UNDER THE LAW?

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Looks like Cindy fit a doctor's appointment into her afternoon of prom-dress shopping with Bren.

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Like Maxxinista, like daughter.

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Jackie in yet another vest dickey. The only thing awesomer than these silky wonders themselves is how thoroughly Ann Gillespie owns them and the matching door-knocker Mandee earrings.

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Tara thinks this is a Kylie Jenner lip. Sarah thinks it's an homage to Tori Spelling's apparent "stuff" spirit animal, Lucille Ball. But we both agree that if you're going to go with that funereal a shade for prom, you should at least color inside the lines.

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Because a cross that aggressively large will imprison Donna's hymen in a pane of glass like Zod and his henchpeople in Superman II.

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Maybe Donna actually had a concussion from hitting her head on this five-foot-five-inch ceiling a bunch of times?

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Nah, impossible. Not with this crunchy octopulmet guarding her noggin.

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"Gentlemen: to barfing."

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Kelly remembers that raisins are the official fruit of Again With This with a dress that makes her bazooms look like them.

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Flawless coiffure, however.

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Brenda's tank top.

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"I, leader of The Gang, have arrived; the festivities may now begin with the ceremonial come-here-go-away Bran-handling of Ohhhhhndrea."

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Which, if we may say so, acting SAG President G. Carteris has earned thanks to these great-looking boobs.

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Love that Brandon is barely visible in the back of this group shot...but is still visibly braying.

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Tori Spelling isn't going to out-Streep Streep ever, but she's a pro with the tipsiness.

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H...a?

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Cathy Dennis's terrible outfit...

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...and unforgivable former bangs. It's called a crown braid, professional entertainer. Pay someone to do one.

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But she's not the only one having some tonsorial issues. Behold the ultra-'90s pointed down curls:

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And the Sydney Opera Ass:

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And the scaffold:

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Could you make it any weirder, Brenda? (Spoiler: sure could.)

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Portrait "stuff."

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...Okay, this is actually kind of funny.

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Poor Tony.

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Poor us.

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Aw, love that one. Jennifer Grant seems not to have heard that patter in rehearsal; that's an adorably genuine reaction.

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Shut up, Brandon.

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This is where David should have started looking for a back entrance. ("THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!")

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IRL there's no way Donna gets through this Fortress Of Mirrortude minefield of symbolic mirrors without stopping to blork into that plant.

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"Not the shout-out I was really expecting." -- the second hair assistant in charge of the hot rollers.

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Oh, Ohhhhhndrea. He only wants to know he could Do It with you...

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...not to actually Do It.

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No idea what's going on with that face, but if it's signaling that Gil's a shit chaperone: seconded.

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David, make yourself useful and "support" Donna's boobs here, please.

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The [hic!], she is up.

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"If nobody here thought to sneak me out through the kitchen before, could you at least yell 'cut' now so I don't have to keep writhing around like this is a warmup for the 'Strike The Match' video?"

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