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'Sex Out '96' Means Different Things To Different People In Beverly Hills, 90210's Visual Aids

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Is this camera spin mirroring the way Joe's head is spinning at the news that the coach has replaced him on the football team due to his as-yet-undiagnosed cardiac issues? WE JUST DON'T KNOW, IT'S SO SUBTLE.

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It also could be that Joe's finally been hit by the realization that he's dating the girl with the worst hair at CU.

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Sarah has lodged a formal complaint with the Department of Grammar regarding the lack of a hyphen in the name of Donna's event.

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Gee, Susan, maybe Brandon wouldn't even notice that Jonathan sent a Valentine's bouquet that dwarfs his if you didn't act so squirrelly before you even looked at the card.

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Celebrate Valentine's Day by abstaining from sex for twenty-four hours! And to make sure you never forget every second that you're not fucking, here's a countdown clock!

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That's funny, Donna's making the same face in her nightwear that we made at her nightwear.

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There's no question who has the best boobs on this show (Val), but hats and bras off to Clare for giving Val's a run for their money!

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SPOTTED: the state bird of '90s hair.

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Did David spring for the caf's fresh-squeezed OJ or cheap out with its off-brand Sunny D? Given that his Valentine's gift is A POEM, probably the latter.

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Again with the symbolic friendship bracelets on this show.

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At least someone is having fun Sexing Out.

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Nice right hook, Keats!

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TFW your girlfriend punches the guy you're too short to reach.

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That's funny, David's making the same face in this sexual extortion plotline that we made at this sexual extortion plotline.

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Looks like Val got the portrait-posing bug after Colin's auction prize and now is preparing to be memorialized by Margaret Keane.

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WELL WELL WELLY WELL WELL look who's the expert on interventions all of a sudden!

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Oy with the indicating, Garth.

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The good news is that Brenda and Brandon's Cousin Bobby has recovered from his paralysis. The bad news is that he's calling himself Danny 5 and he's a coke dealer now.

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Colin and Kelly have new drug friends! And they all DRINK BEER together!!!

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Kelly might be disappointing her old friends, but we aren't mad at this hair or eye makeup.

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The only thing more clichéd than Kelly's constant nose-rubbing: this drug box.

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Is this tilted camera angle mirroring Kelly's off-center mental state? WE JUST DON'T KNOW, IT'S SO SUBTLE.

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Is Danny 5 more David Faustino or 2017 Johnny Depp? You be the judge!

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Putting the "nah" back in "ménage à trois": these three idiots.

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"Stick to the blocking we discussed, Gordon, you weirdo."

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Kelly gets her power back. Thanks, wine!

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Let's all take a moment to back in this gloriously perfect vanity-free frame. [slow clap]

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And here comes Brandon, with all his qualifications, to save Kelly. Whaaaaaaaatever.

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