Palm Springs Offers A Plethora Of Horrors In The Latest Beverly Hills, 90210 Visual Aids
But at least it's a dry horror.
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Who knew Steve was so into big hats? He must really get a workout every time there's a royal wedding.
Pretty nice suite (though why you'd bother to bring pennants to decorate for a weekend is not clear), but there better be an ironing board or Steve's shorts are going to look awful!
Nice pinky ring, Rushio.
Are we sure this piece of tat came from the farmer's market and not an especially downmarket swap meet?
Remember those three episodes when Kelly's hair looked good? They are over.
And this glare suggests that she knows it...
...though no one who'd go out in public in this outfit is qualified to give anyone else the stink-eye about anything.
Which is worse: the screen font or the writing?
SHAVE IT. SHAVE IT NOW. In fact, figure out how to shave it YESTERDAY.
Yet another gorgeous "the fuck?" reaction shot for Ms. Kathleen Robertson.
Just when we thought Kelly's outfit couldn't get worse: maxi-skirt; sneakers.
Luann prepares to dish out some bad relationship advice to go with her bad top.
Speaking of "shave it": this.
Brandon Has Two Dads, and this is their last chance to say goodbye over some free food.
Did Tori Spelling make a bet as to how much mugging she could do waiting for the director to call "cut"? If she did, she...won.
Was anyone ever so smug about winning a fight so dumb?
Just because you're a lesbian doesn't mean you're required to wear overalls.
With Andrea gone, Kelly takes on the mantle of the gang's new Nana.
Here is an under-five who takes his role seriously.
Now arriving in Palm Springs: a lot of bad style decisions.
Sweet Robin does her best to win over a skeptical Steve.
But Steve just might be more interested in Muntz's hose, like Brandon is.
Donna dresses for the convention in her best Lilly Pulitzer napkins...
...while Felice opts for an ensemble made from Blanche Deveraux's lanai furniture.
The arrows really say it all.
Nooooo, Robin, Steve and Brandon definitely aren't gay at all.
Continuity issue, or did Brandon lose a guest from his arm party in the pool?
Ooh, bad angle for Donna's boobs.
Oh, right: there is no good angle.
Big hat goddess goes shopping in her sexiest skort.
Basically the only right answer to a pair of gay-panicking roommates: a silent challenge to say something out loud, when you know they totally won't.
Ray's triumph: getting Donna to go to dinner in the only garment she owns that covers both her shoulders and her cleavage.
TFW when you're kind of a boozehound but your supposedly straitlaced friend has out-drunked you.
Brandon was hassling Rush about Sonny Bono's no-show, but has he made sure he didn't get lost in Brandon's suit?
The only thing better than Val's boobs? Val's boobs in a hot tub.
Frumpy florals: in stereo!
Making Carol Potter and James Eckhouse close out their time on this show as hallucinations telling their TV son of four years not to bone Val feels extremely disrespectful.
Particularly when it's just an inducement for him to bray AT NOTHING.
Now we know what Steve looks like when his boner deflates.
Same, Val's boobs. Same.
Come through, Law & Order bit player! (Here: Mobster/Film Backer Tom Rose.)
She has a lot of presence!
Being a character actor means never having to fix your teeth.
Even a very pretty girl can get caught in an unfortunate pig-nose moment. Tilt that chin...down.
This is the expression we'd go with if we were told we were sharing a resort with Brandon, too.
Same, Rush. Same.
And now...the moment you've waited a whole season to relive.
Except if you freeze the frame at JUST the right time, you can tell that "Donna" is temporarily played by a forty-five-year-old stunt performer who may or may not be named Bruce.
You've gotta love those mid-'90s gas prices.
Let he who is without sin throw the first chicken cutlet.
The transphobic plotline is extremely offensive, so pretend these great Ian Ziering reactions are about something else.
"I just spent my SECOND night in jail" bray.
It's bad to be in the Mob, but this is 100% the right call for Tom to make.
At least it's a beautiful place to die OR WOULD HAVE BEEN, TOM, YOU COWARD.
Does Clare realize this prom look might not be appropriate for the afternoon?
We get it, Kelly: you hate Val.
The brayer becomes the brayee.
This Midnight Cowboy remake sucks.
R.I.P. that hotel pillowcase, killed by Donna's full face of makeup.
We give Tori Spelling a lot of shit, but this moment -- silently confronting Ray -- is some very nice, subtle acting.
OOOOOOOOOH, QUEL BADASS!!!!! [Eye-roll.]
Is Brandon...giving sex eyes...to a video of Val as a very young child?!
Apparently the old video was just his foreplay for unhinging his jaw to make out with Val.
AND THAT'S A (DISGUSTING) WRAP ON SEASON 5!