More Like Performance Fart
By the time you get through the Visual Aids for S01E17, 'Fame Is Where You Find It,' your face may look a lot like Kelly's.
Now that you've listened to the podcast, try to prepare yourself for what it looks like when Brandon dips his tiny toe in the political sphere, while Brenda becomes a Fallout victim!
"Your desk or mine?" "Neither, AS YOU HAVE MADE VERY CLEAR, 'ACE.'"
Khaki. Short. Suit. With white stockings. Andrea, why must you make things so hard for yourself?
This is Donna fawning all over the Brandidate because if Kelly thinks he's hot shit, he must be (???).
This wall art "isn't going to flush" with us. (Is that the correct use of that expression? Just kidding: it's not an expression.)
If you look closely, you can actually pinpoint the exact moment Andrea's heart breaks in two.
Brandon learns that trying to win a student council election means pretending to be nice to the nerd girls.
After this scene, that blouse was carefully cleaned and pressed and put away for Elaine Benes to wear a few years later.
Brandon bought this look right off the mannequin at ExpressMen.
"Brandon Walsh, damn glad to meet you." "...What?"
"It's Twin Peaks and it's very in!"
"Christ, what an asshole."
Burgundy on burgundy on barf.
"This is the face I make when I'm having An Ethical Crisis."
Michael takes Brandon's concession with the polished grace of a multiple student council election loser.
Kelly pays more attention to Brandon than to Brenda for thirty seconds, so Brenda...cries? Maybe we're all lucky this mess legally can't get behind the wheel of a car.
"Welcome to The Fallout Club. I'm your host, Strainy McTry-Hard."
We don't see the transition from that first pose to this one mid-monologue, probably because it would look COMPLETELY INSANE.
Kelly Taylor, c'est moi. And toi.
In the '90s, male comedians whose cuffs were anywhere near their wrists would be barred from the stage.
Well, if it isn't our old friend the boom mic!
Hurry up, Brenda, Jack's got to get to his next gig bartending at TGIFriday's!
Don't laugh this hard at Jack's jokes if he's not going to sleep with you, Sky.
If you're going to insist upon eating chocolate cake in someone else's bed, GET A PLATE AND FORK, BRENDA.
Brenda gets on the Lego phone to try to let Sky know everything's not awesome.
Hurry up, Brenda, Jack's got to return this blouse to his grandma in Boca Raton!
Has Cindy ever looked cuter? Seriously!
Sky may have lost everything, but at least she still has the presence of mind to arrange herself in the most pitiful possible pose.
What Brenda wrote is "so personal"!!!
How could it not be, with these two pros for mentors?
Speaking of posing....
Now draw on Brandon's actual face.