'Maybe That's Why They Say Love Hurts'
...Our eyeballs, that is. The best set design, wardrobe, and silent-movie direction have to offer in the visual aids for Beverly Hills, 90210 S02.E01!
Consult a doctor to ensure you're healthy enough for these Visual Aids as you follow along with our podcast on "Beach Blanket Brandon"!
Meet the new credits! Now with more...Dylan-Donna nuzzling?
"Wait: Douglas Emerson was ever IN the main credits?"
"Ace," if you never plan to Do It with Ohhhhhndrea, don't give her the come-hither pucker.
And you don't, because 1) she's baked, apparently,
and 2) she's wearing a vest that ate her breasts.
Steve's really excited for summer, you guys.
"What do you mean, this 'isn't the haircut for' me?"
The tiniest lifeguard.
The slowest lifeguard, as well.
Brandon feels guilty about ditching Nat for the BHBC. Not so guilty that he won't do it, though.
And we kind of see his point of view. Take it down a notch or seven, Pagliacci.
"Can you speak up? I borrowed this phone from Dana Scully."
What Not To Wear, GYN edition.
It's fine to feel relieved that your GF isn't pregnant, but maybe low-tone it just a bit, bro.
The recycling giveth, the recycling taketh away.
"Oh, you know, just answering the door holding the pregnancy test my parents were just questioning me about, NBD."
Dylan at his most terrified/hilarious. "Hi-terr-ious"?
The drama ginned up by the Parents' Television Council's overreaction to Brenda and Dylan Doing It can really age a man.
Speaking of aging (and stirrups), TH is going on with this polka-dotstrosity?
Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building (to teach summer school).
...I don't get it.
Cut. ...Jesus, CUT!
"NOW my wind resistance is REALLY low!"