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'Maybe That's Why They Say Love Hurts'

...Our eyeballs, that is. The best set design, wardrobe, and silent-movie direction have to offer in the visual aids for Beverly Hills, 90210 S02.E01!

Consult a doctor to ensure you're healthy enough for these Visual Aids as you follow along with our podcast on "Beach Blanket Brandon"!

Meet the new credits! Now with more...Dylan-Donna nuzzling?

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"Wait: Douglas Emerson was ever IN the main credits?"

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"Ace," if you never plan to Do It with Ohhhhhndrea, don't give her the come-hither pucker.

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And you don't, because 1) she's baked, apparently,

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and 2) she's wearing a vest that ate her breasts.

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Steve's really excited for summer, you guys.

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"What do you mean, this 'isn't the haircut for' me?"

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The tiniest lifeguard.

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The slowest lifeguard, as well.

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Brandon feels guilty about ditching Nat for the BHBC. Not so guilty that he won't do it, though.

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And we kind of see his point of view. Take it down a notch or seven, Pagliacci.

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Bray.

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"Can you speak up? I borrowed this phone from Dana Scully."

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What Not To Wear, GYN edition.

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It's fine to feel relieved that your GF isn't pregnant, but maybe low-tone it just a bit, bro.

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Hail Concernicus.

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The recycling giveth, the recycling taketh away.

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"Oh, you know, just answering the door holding the pregnancy test my parents were just questioning me about, NBD."

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Dylan at his most terrified/hilarious. "Hi-terr-ious"?

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The drama ginned up by the Parents' Television Council's overreaction to Brenda and Dylan Doing It can really age a man.

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Speaking of aging (and stirrups), TH is going on with this polka-dotstrosity?

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Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building (to teach summer school).

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...I don't get it.

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Cut. ...Jesus, CUT!

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"NOW my wind resistance is REALLY low!"

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