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It's Season 7! Time for a hateful credits update for a dick really feeling himself...

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...and a superfluous credits update for a guy who's just grateful to be included.

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Your editors are united on Clare's ill-fitting homesewn puke of a suit, but divided on her new hair shade. Tell us where you stand on both!

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Sliding into your DMs like

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But seriously, bless this man (and enjoy your new desktop wallpaper!).

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Oh, you thought our friend was done making his own fun in this episode?

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He's not.

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Behold, the ironic airport pay phone tower (ask your parents).

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This amount of Clare's body (read: butt) is all Steve needs to identify her across a crowded airport terminal.

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True love can't be denied. Try again, STUFF!

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Val's new 'do tells us we're heading into the rectangle hair era -- or hair-a, if you will.

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OH NO VAL IS SMOKING WEED AGAIN IT'S A HORRIBLE TRAGEDY THAT WILL BE TOTALLY LEGAL IN MANY STATES IN LESS THAN TWENTY YEARS

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Maybe they were wearing grannies' tablecloths as tops back in Europe, Clare, but no one's doing it here.

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That's the face we'd make at Kelly's C- shade if we had to deal with it in person, too.

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Was "Unflattering Pastel Pistachio That Looks Bad On Everyone" Pantone's official Color Of 1996?

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..."Tennis."

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Keep it all the way in your pants, Meh-nny.

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Giant alphabet blocks? This band must be edgy as hell!!!

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If one of them doesn't get a bad infection off this, the other will.

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The shoes that made Tara forgive Donna's look because Tara also has them, SORRY

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When the weekend's over but the squad won't let the party end. Just kidding! This is David and Donna's concept for Bad Cow's single.

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Please specifically enjoy this vagina dentata mask situation.

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Video production STUFF!

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But don't worry: if Donna expresses legitimate anger toward a lazy artist, she can just shake it off like she got temporarily possessed! Tee hee!

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"Oh great, the old people actually came. And DIDN'T bring a gift-wrapped six-foot sub? GREAT."

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This hair = bike helmet made of baby poo cobwebs. Hope you weren't eating!

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And with this commemorative baseball cap festooned with commemorative enamel pins, Steve officially became your Pop-Pop.

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It's nice of Steve to try to distract attention from Brandon's obnoxious thumb-hooking with his JORTS. But it doesn't work.

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Hi, Mariah! Thanks for the books!

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Hi, librarian! Sorry no one told the writers when they created you that librarians are actually guardians of civil rights and progressive ideas!

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Nice try escaping Brandon, but he just loves to bound after women.

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Seriously, look at that vertical lift. Is he on springs?

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If you fail in your first attempt to stop a woman you don't know by physically detaining her...

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...the second one will work for sure.

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Oh boy: Redneck Confrontation Bray!

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Sure, you totally had a chance to prevail in a fight with a guy two feet taller than you are.

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Too bad we don't get to meet Mariah's grandmother, because we need a source on that lamp.

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How you can tell it's The Past: these aggressively foregrounded cigarettes. In a bar!

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Pictured: the face we make at any scene Brandon's in.

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We might be pretending the guys' reaction to this kiss is horror at the sight of their nice friend getting kissed by Brandon.

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