Let Us Welcome Season 7 Of Beverly Hills, 90210 By Showering You With Visual Aids
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It's Season 7! Time for a hateful credits update for a dick really feeling himself...
...and a superfluous credits update for a guy who's just grateful to be included.
Your editors are united on Clare's ill-fitting homesewn puke of a suit, but divided on her new hair shade. Tell us where you stand on both!
Sliding into your DMs like
But seriously, bless this man (and enjoy your new desktop wallpaper!).
Oh, you thought our friend was done making his own fun in this episode?
Behold, the ironic airport pay phone tower (ask your parents).
This amount of Clare's body (read: butt) is all Steve needs to identify her across a crowded airport terminal.
True love can't be denied. Try again, STUFF!
Val's new 'do tells us we're heading into the rectangle hair era -- or hair-a, if you will.
OH NO VAL IS SMOKING WEED AGAIN IT'S A HORRIBLE TRAGEDY THAT WILL BE TOTALLY LEGAL IN MANY STATES IN LESS THAN TWENTY YEARS
Maybe they were wearing grannies' tablecloths as tops back in Europe, Clare, but no one's doing it here.
That's the face we'd make at Kelly's C- shade if we had to deal with it in person, too.
Was "Unflattering Pastel Pistachio That Looks Bad On Everyone" Pantone's official Color Of 1996?
Keep it all the way in your pants, Meh-nny.
Giant alphabet blocks? This band must be edgy as hell!!!
If one of them doesn't get a bad infection off this, the other will.
The shoes that made Tara forgive Donna's look because Tara also has them, SORRY
When the weekend's over but the squad won't let the party end. Just kidding! This is David and Donna's concept for Bad Cow's single.
Please specifically enjoy this vagina dentata mask situation.
Video production STUFF!
But don't worry: if Donna expresses legitimate anger toward a lazy artist, she can just shake it off like she got temporarily possessed! Tee hee!
"Oh great, the old people actually came. And DIDN'T bring a gift-wrapped six-foot sub? GREAT."
This hair = bike helmet made of baby poo cobwebs. Hope you weren't eating!
And with this commemorative baseball cap festooned with commemorative enamel pins, Steve officially became your Pop-Pop.
It's nice of Steve to try to distract attention from Brandon's obnoxious thumb-hooking with his JORTS. But it doesn't work.
Hi, Mariah! Thanks for the books!
Hi, librarian! Sorry no one told the writers when they created you that librarians are actually guardians of civil rights and progressive ideas!
Nice try escaping Brandon, but he just loves to bound after women.
Seriously, look at that vertical lift. Is he on springs?
If you fail in your first attempt to stop a woman you don't know by physically detaining her...
...the second one will work for sure.
Oh boy: Redneck Confrontation Bray!
Sure, you totally had a chance to prevail in a fight with a guy two feet taller than you are.
Too bad we don't get to meet Mariah's grandmother, because we need a source on that lamp.
How you can tell it's The Past: these aggressively foregrounded cigarettes. In a bar!
Pictured: the face we make at any scene Brandon's in.
We might be pretending the guys' reaction to this kiss is horror at the sight of their nice friend getting kissed by Brandon.