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'I Wouldn't Wear It,' You Said! Come On, Kelly!

Check out the very formal, very '90s looks of 'Spring Dance'! You, like Steve, may need a flask.

These visual aids will make more sense (maybe) if you follow along with our "Spring Dance" podcast right here!

Some say this band girl, killed in 1986, still haunts the halls and b-roll of West Beverly to this very day....

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Dangerous Darla, former Twin Peaksy blonde.

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Spring is in the air, and so is dime-store prop comedy.

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Spring Princess! Here's where she starts being a Princesszilla apparently!

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"Brandon, I've called you in here because your sales numbers just aren't what we like to see here at JC Penney."

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"This is the face I make when I forget plans with a friend, or when I may have sharted."

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Andrea's heart breaks over Brandon for the 477th time this season.

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Respect, sir.

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"This is the face I make when someone mentions my sister's sex life, or when I may have swallowed a bug."

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The Dress everyone's saying yes to.

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Aaaaand the one Donna should have said no to.

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There's pre-gaming, and then there's whatever Steve's doing.

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Vegetable corsages are so trendoid.

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Cindy emerges from the kitchen, where she was face-down in a bowl of cocaine, to see the last moments before Brenda's latest bitch fit.

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If the hate energy between Kelly and Brenda in this moment, could be harnessed, this nation could get off foreign oil.

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Dylan reminding us why Tara had a crush on him and maybe still does a little SORRY.

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CHEEEEEEESE.

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What a perfect Saturday night looks like, tbh?

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We don't get it.

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Do you enjoy this dress bit? Good, it's going to happen fifty more times.

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That jingle you hear is your virginity heading out the door, Brenda.

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The collar points are just two of David's many problems this evening.

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TAKE A POWDER, STEVE, YOU CREEP.

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"This is the face I make when I'm braying at my friend on his sad birthday."

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"This is the face I make when I realize I shouldn't have brayed, but it's too brayte to take it back."

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God save the (Spring) Queen (from David).

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Brenda gets her first look at the room whose ceiling she'll soon be staring at for three minutes.

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You said you liked her!!!

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This extra deserves to EGOT for this glare alone.

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Poor Brian Austin Green keeps his bolo tie from taking an eye out.

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Behold, the second-least mobile dress after Donna's. Did she pack snacks in this sleeves?

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"These are the faces we make when we're watching a dance contest. What could be more serious?"

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"This is the face I make when I finally Do Sex."

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Easy, Chief. He's going to feel your boner on his leg.

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Lili Taylor's brother croons under his possum wig.

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Smart girls want to be told they're pretty, and for you to condescend to them by giving them your tiaras.

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Not sure what sex move gave Dylan Sydney Opera House hair, but here we are.

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"Ugh, they're making a circle in the middle of the dance floor." "God, I hate them."

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