Hack Off A Hunk Of The Beverly Hills, 90210 Visual Aids
Like all Steve Sanders parties, this one sucks and someone almost dies...but at least there's a six-foot sub! We've collected the most important imagery from 'Smashed'!
Listen along with the Again With This podcast on "Smashed" and enjoy your wienies!
We're not sure what's going on with Clare's now extremely chunky highlights, but Pepé Le Pew is probably going to start sexually harassing her soon.
One scene; two eye makeup concepts.
WAITING ROOM REDHEAD waits...for her Jerry Seinfeld sneakers to come back in style.
Oh "good," Austin's hair's long enough for a ponytail now. Rush must be thrilled!
By all means, Tara: HELP YOURSELF.
Help yourself into a job you're actually physically capable of doing, Rex.
Clare dares to get annoyed that a Streetchild's drunk all her grapefruit juice, and Kelly is a bitch about it.
KELLY DESERVES THIS EYE-ROLL, AND WORSE.
Oh good, Colin's release from jail means he can continue working on his masterpiece of shit.
Bro, your legal problems are definitely not the paint can's fault.
Can someone find a physicist to explain this hair part? We'll wait.
Look, if Tara got the impression that Kelly thinks it's fun when they're twinsies, maybe it's partly on Kelly.
By all means, shoot that ferret wig from above.
...Okay, never mind, it's bad from every angle. Who decided to style it like a yearbook photo from 1961?
When you only get to guest-star on the show a couple of times a year, every time the camera's on you definitely make sure you show you're acting your hardest.
Is this the moment Joe realizes he's dating a crazy gargoyle?
Oh good, the '90s shirts made it to the party after all.
TFW you realize that dumping your ex didn't lead directly to his suicide and you're rully hurt.
Kelly gives another woman's boyfriend a very inappropriate kiss, gets caught, and is a bitch about it.
Where to begin with this six-foot sub with bows on it and a selection of mayonnaise salads? How about a frat would never?
Again, Travis "Austin" Wester makes sure to fill the frame with himself.
And since this takes all the pressure off Randy Spelling, our man takes a snooze.
Crazyface gonna craze.
Oh good, the '90s everything made it to the hospital.
"Yep. I did it. I threw another party where someone almost died. Right on brand."