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Val's got new hair. She's also got a very rotisserie chicken-coloured tan, but Brandon doesn't bother mentioning that in his table-setting voiceover.

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Is this super-tall coif an homage to Dylan? ...Or, should we say, the episode's first homage to Dylan?

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Can someone just quickly grab Donna and show her that this is what cleavage is supposed to look like?

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Not sure how Brandon is supposed to use Steve's Amex for rent...or at all, given that it doesn't have a magnetic strip on the back.

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TFW your eligible roommate you've fooled around with on multiple occasions maybe has access to more money than you thought, and this season you're a gold-digger.

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Hi Zach. Sorry this strange man has his hands on you, but your mother will be here soon.

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HI HILARY SWANK, JUST TELL ZACH BOYS DON'T CRY

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This is Steve reeling back at the punchline to Carly's insult, which she finally got to ten minutes after her setup.

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That grin that makes Ian Ziering look fifteen again (and makes us forgive a lot of his bullshit).

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Val begs her quasi-friends not to put her perfume spritz job on blast, and Kelly is a bitch about it.

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Is it really confession if you don't bring along some jamoke to wait outside to glower at you?

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Corn Shooters: the official breakfast cereal of cohabitation conflict.

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It's such a hassle when you're on the phone trying to make a good impression with a potential employer and no one can keep it down in the DINER.

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Marcy's hair is full of secrets and possibly also a whole warren of possums.

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Please explain how Jason Priestley can pour this much water directly onto his hair, shake it off like a dog, and not muss it even one bit. It's unnatural!

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Meanwhile, David could have two five-gallon bottles of water in his pant legs and no one would know.

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Birth control pill STUFF.

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Vanessa is so sensitive that she can get violently ill after only a few minutes' worth of direct exposure to Donna.

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Take a break, Priestley. Don't rush back.

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TFW your friend who's just been bitching about his failing business says he's going to close it for a week while he fucks off to Hawaii.

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Brandon doesn't care for Kelly's decor changes, and Kelly is a bitch about it.

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Val does a drive-by snipe at both Brandon and Kelly, and Kelly is a bitch about it.

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Evidently Jennie Garth was also a bitch to someone in the Wardrobe department.

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Okay, Tracy's hair was never this long when she was on the show, but nice try. (Looks great, though!)

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Jennie Garth gets crammed back into her old preggeralls, and Kelly is a bitch about it.

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Ian Ziering makes his own fun again, with an assist from some olives.

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This broad is the worst actor in the episode...but not by much.

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So we're not even trying to look cute anymore? Cool.

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"Here's your room, and we've gotten permission from the guests in the adjoining room that you can keep your pantaloons in their closet."

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David's being supportive enough to earn himself a Barbie-handed hug from Donna!

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The cleavern wants to assure you that it is extremely professional.

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Fernando is not so sure. We stand with Fernando.

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The shot that made Tara write in her notes that the guy on the boat looks like "a sarcastic drawing of young Elvis."

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SEE?!

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Sunburn STUFF! (Sunburns are no joke, get a high SPF and reapply frequently, you're welcome.)

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Same, Donna. Same.

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"Guys, who gave Rex the flight info?"

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Please explain this wimple of hair on the back of Brandon's head.

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How many takes did this arm chores require?

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A cleavern, concerned.

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YOU GUYS, TRACY GOT ENGAGED TO BOBBY COBB!!!

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And Kelly is a bitch about it.

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Same, David. Same.

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Brandon, pretending he's hard.

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Some guy just shot Kelly and then drove away before we could thank him!

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Cue the ridiculous Twyla Tharp panic running. Guys: it's just Kelly.

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