Get Out Your Jeweller's Loupe To Make A Close Inspection Of The Beverly Hills, 90210 Visual Aids
We've collected the most important imagery from 'All That Glitters'!
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Did a unicorn barf all over Steve's bedroom? No, Jill -- who does not live in Los Angeles -- just redecorated.
Hark! It's the Pleated Avenger -- and Robin!
Anyone who will blow a kiss like this asshole should not be in your life.
OMG HURRY UP AND GET THIS HIDEOUS BRACELET APPRAISED FOR INSURANCE
"Lol, you're not going to need to insure your bracelet 'cause this is paste, idiot." - Jeweller.
You know a royalty cheque is baller if it inspires Twyla Tharpesque moves like this.
Look, Brian Austin Green is trying out a variation on his usual "indicating stress" move!
Uh oh, trouble in paraWHO CAAAAAAARES!
Another day, another cleavern/hairdon't pairing of doom.
Dry Cries To The Act Out: The Tori Spelling Story.
We can only assume Brandon has found a necktie store on the hellmouth, because where else are all these ugly ties coming from?
When your third attempt at dating a dude is going great.
Kelly is ignoring the wishes of Chris's mother and sole caregiver, because why wouldn't Kelly believe she knows best?
Not sure why we're supposed to be impressed by alleged fancy journalist Peter Raitt when his reporting relies on research done by the likes of Brandon, but sure.
CUE HANDLE'S MESSIAH, BRANDON IS USING A MUG RIGHT!!!
Less right: the camera pushing in way too close on Kelly's ratty mop.