For Christmas, The West Beverly Gang Is Getting Real Pissed At Each Other
Pour yourself some egg nog and drink in the Visual Aids for 'It's A Totally Happening Life'!
The Again With This podcast on "It's A Totally Happening Life" is surely the work of a Higher Power. Or two.
Donna and her "elves" are wrapping gifts for the disadvantaged kids at the Alvarado Street School. We assume Donna's hair is that big because she's filled it with presents, too.
Andrea is 5000% more excited about her "'Twas The Night Before Christmas" rewrite in the Blaze. (A lot of parents read it -- or they did, until this holiday season.)
IMPORTANT HAIR NEWS: STEVE CUT THE APE DRAPE! He's instantly doubled his sex appeal.
Would all these brats be this showily crabby if they knew ANGELS were watching them do it?
Gil's boots: still unacceptable. As you can see from this shot, SOMEONE is judging them from on high.
And here's Gil, having lost a bet, not just shaving his beard but doing it (a) in the Blaze office while (b) DAVID VIDEOTAPES HIM. Slow news...year?
We assume Donna's making this stinkface because she just caught a glimpse of her hair in Andrea's glasses.
Cindy's "whoops" face is a poem.
NEWS FLASH: Walsh kids pissy.
Sick of this love triangle yet? There's just no end in sight.
Just a friendly kiss between friends who are platonically fond of each other! Nothing that would bother Kelly at all!
...Maybe she would be. She's clearly prepared to work her own angles on her famously angular target.
Speaking of which....
No wonder everyone's fighting so hard for their relationships: they make each other so happy!
Meanwhile, Beth Stolarczyk from Season 2 of The Real World pops in for a buffalo check cameo.
Little matchy-matchy there, freshman.
If Brandon's trying to convince Donna to let him out of the Alvarado Street School trip by showing off all his Christmas spirit, it might work?
Or Donna will just go narc on him to Mrs. T instead. GOOD.
And you thought David and Donna were chewy kissers? Here's the same thing, except from two people who have a lot less practice kissing each other.
Is it any wonder Andrea's been hung up on this guy for a year and a half?
TAKE 'EM ALL OUT, RUMMY!!!
See? They deserve it. Close your damn mouth, Short Stack.
...Maybe this whiny face is worse.
Wait, WHAT is the problem here?
Oh, no problem: God's going to take care of it. WE REJECT GOD.
Nice part continuity, hair department.
Actual nice smile, Ziering. You dreamboat.
But we can't end on that grin! We have to watch Dylan LITERALLY weigh his girlfriend options, in cookie form, because sometimes, this show really hates us.