Even Non-Speaking Extras Can Tell Kelly's In A Downward Spiral In The Beverly Hills, 90210 Visual Aids
'I'm a freshman and I know what it means when you rub your nose 500 times in three sentences.' - this student.
Don't resist listening along with the Again With This podcast on "Flying" -- willpower's overrated.
Val's growing-out bangs have a bad side, but they have a good side too. Let's just try to keep our eyes on her right cheek for this one.
Whatever problems Val's having with her hair, though, they're not a patch on this Raggedy Ann disaster.
Meanwhile, a little further south, Ginger shows off the peas she's managed to smuggle.
Not sure why Ginger would decide to check into her lavish hotel suite wearing a custodian's mop, but...oh.
You know how we all used to talk on the phones in our cars that were attached with curly handset cords? Hashtag the past.
Pretty Woman affected some of us more than others. (You know there's a Sony Sports Walkman around there somewhere.)
Hard no to Susan's Plymouth Rock porn star ensemble. (Plymouth Get Your Rocks Off, amirite?)
Someone's sugar daddy went to Jared!
...Okay, who let Rex get in the cherry picker.
JOE'S COLLAPSE IS NOT FUNNY. STOP LAUGHING.
What's the hardest thing about being gay? Telling your parents you're rollerblading in 90210 b-roll.
Ew, someone left hammered shit on this bench! Whoops, sorry, Kelly. You look...great.
Start with the butt cut part; drift down to the slapdash lip liner; then go find your nearest eye wash station.
This student's learning a lot more than art from her time with Colin. (She's probably not learning much about art, actually.)
Your loose shirt pocket is where you keep the vial? When you're probably bending over students' work all the time? USE YOUR PANTS.
Donna and Clare are trying to have a rummage sale; Kelly is a bitch about it.
Did Colin get his drug box from an actual Hobbit?
No shade: this sweater is cute and Emma Caulfield looks very pretty in this colour. Approve.
Clare, if you've found some maniac who wants to spend $5 on your used marital aid, just take it.
The course of the world would be very different if these two had gotten the spinoff they deserved.
The "higher power" they talk about doesn't refer to you, dick.
Gangster move, Kelly. Respect.