Screens: Fox

Emily Valentine Arrives At West Beverly, And The Girls Can't Wait To Make Friends!

Everyone's a little less than euphoric in the Visual Aids to accompany 'Wildfire.'

Now that Emily Valentine has finally made it here from Marin County -- as we discuss in the latest Again With This podcast on "Wildfire" -- let's take a look at how things went down.

Everyone in this shot is a dork. Not everyone knows it.

2015-09-23-awt-bh-01-dork-booth

Look at that innocent, firearm-related joy! At least we'll be able to say he died doing what he loved. And we'll be able to say it soon.

Gif: Previously.TV

Gif: Previously.TV

Remember how high-cut our swimsuit legs were? We thought they made our legs look longer! We were dumb.

2015-09-23-awt-bh-03-high-thighs

Let's call this the "Reverse Deal With It."

Gif: Previously.TV

Gif: Previously.TV

Q for people who like girls That Way: is this sexy? With the laces on the crotch like a football?

2015-09-23-awt-bh-05-is-this-sexy

I already know THIS isn't sexy: Brandon sleeping with his t-shirt tucked in like a fucking weirdo.

2015-09-23-awt-bh-06-friar-tuck

Steve, I agree with your grimace. Tommy Hilfiger did not, as his next fifteen collections would prove.

Gif: Previously.TV

Gif: Previously.TV

Make way for the Permmobile!

2015-09-23-awt-bh-08-permmobile

Guys, it's school. Two of you spent your whole summer there. Plus you're all repeating your junior year. Just relax.

2015-09-23-awt-bh-09-wbh-threshold

Someone got his pleat-tastic back-to-school look from Z. Cavaricci!

2015-09-23-awt-bh-10-z-cavariccis

What I like about this method of exiting a car is how casual and effortless it looks.

Gif: Previously.TV

Gif: Previously.TV

"That's how you get out of your classic car?" - Emily Valentine. AT LAST!

2015-09-23-awt-bh-12-dubious-valentine

How long ago was this pastry purchased if the bag is sooooooo greasy?

2015-09-23-awt-bh-13-greasebag

I don't want to speak for Emily but those lust eyes tell me that when Dylan tells her he just got out of a relationship, she DGAF.

2015-09-23-awt-bh-14-lust-drunk

Emily gives so few fucks she'll even flirt with Steve. WITH STEVE!

Gif: Previously.TV

Gif: Previously.TV

Look, it's West Beverly High's Welcoming Committee!

2015-09-23-awt-bh-16-welcoming-committee

Emily's outfit spins us right round, baby, right round, like a record, baby, right round round round.

2015-09-23-awt-bh-17-emily-outfit

Oh no, Brenda found all Donna's shoulder pads from her suitcase and wore them all at once!

2015-09-23-awt-bh-18-shoulder-pads

And Dylan does not care for Brenda's shitty attitude with his maybe new girlfriend or whatever?

2015-09-23-awt-bh-19-dylan-smash

"Wow, Brenda's being a real C." "If only there were something we, HER PARENTS, could do."

2015-09-23-awt-bh-20-parental-impotence

"As you can see, I've come to apologize in my Unflattering Jeans Of Remorse."

2015-09-23-awt-bh-21-jeans

David should be able to fit all his worries about the Hello Day talent show in his jacket with plenty of room to spare.

2015-09-23-awt-bh-22-jacket

Let's call this one "The Palmer Girls' Dismay."

2015-09-23-awt-bh-23-palmer-girls-dismay

Where have we seen this weird hat style before?

2015-09-23-awt-bh-24-what

Ohhhhh, RIGHT.

2015-09-23-awt-bh-25-hubcap

"Didn't you call HR about that boom guy?" "I thought YOU did!"

2015-09-23-awt-bh-26-boom

Someone tell Tori this isn't the rehearsal and the camera is actually on and she should maybe...try?

Gif: Previously.TV

Gif: Previously.TV

"You are totally having cheer sex with him."

Gif: Previously.TV

Gif: Previously.TV

And with that, Dylan and Brenda could finally get back together and STOP TALKING ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP. Thanks, very tight minidress and slithery choreography!

2015-09-23-awt-bh-29-reunion
Readers liked this episode
What did you think?

Discussion

Explore the Beverly Hills, 90210 forum or add a comment below.