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Emily Valentine Arrives At West Beverly, And The Girls Can't Wait To Make Friends!

Everyone's a little less than euphoric in the Visual Aids to accompany 'Wildfire.'

Now that Emily Valentine has finally made it here from Marin County -- as we discuss in the latest Again With This podcast on "Wildfire" -- let's take a look at how things went down.

Everyone in this shot is a dork. Not everyone knows it.


Look at that innocent, firearm-related joy! At least we'll be able to say he died doing what he loved. And we'll be able to say it soon.

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Remember how high-cut our swimsuit legs were? We thought they made our legs look longer! We were dumb.


Let's call this the "Reverse Deal With It."

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Q for people who like girls That Way: is this sexy? With the laces on the crotch like a football?


I already know THIS isn't sexy: Brandon sleeping with his t-shirt tucked in like a fucking weirdo.


Steve, I agree with your grimace. Tommy Hilfiger did not, as his next fifteen collections would prove.

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Make way for the Permmobile!


Guys, it's school. Two of you spent your whole summer there. Plus you're all repeating your junior year. Just relax.


Someone got his pleat-tastic back-to-school look from Z. Cavaricci!


What I like about this method of exiting a car is how casual and effortless it looks.

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"That's how you get out of your classic car?" - Emily Valentine. AT LAST!


How long ago was this pastry purchased if the bag is sooooooo greasy?


I don't want to speak for Emily but those lust eyes tell me that when Dylan tells her he just got out of a relationship, she DGAF.


Emily gives so few fucks she'll even flirt with Steve. WITH STEVE!

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Look, it's West Beverly High's Welcoming Committee!


Emily's outfit spins us right round, baby, right round, like a record, baby, right round round round.


Oh no, Brenda found all Donna's shoulder pads from her suitcase and wore them all at once!


And Dylan does not care for Brenda's shitty attitude with his maybe new girlfriend or whatever?


"Wow, Brenda's being a real C." "If only there were something we, HER PARENTS, could do."


"As you can see, I've come to apologize in my Unflattering Jeans Of Remorse."


David should be able to fit all his worries about the Hello Day talent show in his jacket with plenty of room to spare.


Let's call this one "The Palmer Girls' Dismay."


Where have we seen this weird hat style before?


Ohhhhh, RIGHT.


"Didn't you call HR about that boom guy?" "I thought YOU did!"


Someone tell Tori this isn't the rehearsal and the camera is actually on and she should maybe...try?

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"You are totally having cheer sex with him."

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And with that, Dylan and Brenda could finally get back together and STOP TALKING ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP. Thanks, very tight minidress and slithery choreography!

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