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Donna Fails To Prove She's Qualified To Perpetrate A Makeover In The Beverly Hills, 90210 Visual Aids

We've collected all the most important imagery from 'Pledging My Love'!

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Hi, Kerri Strug! Your cameo was brief, but at least it was pointless!

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Here's a milkman delivering milk in glass bottles, a very common sight in Brentwood in 1996. (?)

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This is not a keychain that any straight man ever has or ever would buy, sorry.

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And this skirt is far too short not only for a business meeting but for a pelvic exam.

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Kenny does not deserve to see Val in this dress. Or undressed, for that matter.

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And Val does not deserve to share living quarters, even part-time, with a clock this hideous.

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Nice poker face taking a call from "Mom" in front of Diane, Kenny!

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Here's Brandon literally kicking his way into Val's bedroom to judge her to her face.

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Val's going straight from her seduction of Kenny to get her hair bleached blonde and star in The Birds II. Seriously, what is with the old-fashioned cardigan cape?

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Kenny is AGHAST! The longer his arc goes on, the more clear it becomes that Joseph/Joey Gian came up through daytime soaps.

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Oh, Hal. We miss you already.

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Jennie Garth is very careful not to wipe off any of the way-too-gray death makeup caked onto Michael Stoyanov...for the last time.

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We give Jennie Garth a lot of shit but this is some no-vanity weeping over Jimmy's soon-to-be corpse.

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This shaving cream gnome doesn't realize he's about to show the world his...mushroom.

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And these no-names don't need anyone to know what their faces look like under their chunky shaving cream masks. Guys? This is not going to be your big break. (Especially not you, Derk Cheetwood.)

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The idea that we're not supposed to see they're all wearing giant adult diapers -- possibly with adult rubber pants over them -- is preposterous.

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LOL look at this totally butch jock girl you can barely even tell she's female lol lol lol.

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Same, Ellen. Same.

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This phone STUFF is Donna not knowing how to get rid of a call from Steve, a moron she's known her whole life.

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And this Off Broadway mood lighting is something we are unable to account for.

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And THIS is proof that when Donna offers to give her a makeover, Danny should run in the opposite direction.

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And THIS three-point shot is obviously the product of editing, but nice try.

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Just a couple of cool dudes braying about the First Amendment and NOT about Brandon trying to keep his idiot buddy from getting expelled from CU.

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Makeover STUFF. Exhausting.

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Only Brandon knows that holding the handle of a mug containing a hot beverage can make you gay.

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Not sure how Tracy expects Brandon to concentrate on her videotape sabotage ideas when he can basically see all the way up her skirt?

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But Steve doesn't WANNA be a pirate! He wants to apologize to Chancellor Arnold!

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And Chancellor Arnold's same assistant from Season 4 somehow is not interested.

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Same, Mark. Same.

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Turns out under all that jockish lesbitude, there was a pretty girl all along! It just took Donna's Barbie hands to bring her out!!!

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And apparently it worked, since our girl on the right has a hankering for a nice, big Danwich.

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