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Donna Droops With Disappointment At Val's Rejection Of Ray In The Latest Beverly Hills, 90210 Visual Aids

Her emotions are written all over her face! And stuff!

Listen along with the "Love Hurts" podcast, unless you're an incredibly cruel human being.

Absence (and the departure of his latest chippy) have made Mel's heart grow fonder toward Jackie...

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...and apparently the feeling is extremely mutual! Seriously, these two actors do a VERY good job acting like they're seeing/getting hot pants for each other for the very first time. Speaking of hot pants...

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Andrea plays it cool as usual in her tawdry motel love nest.

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And still hasn't really learned to kiss.

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Pictured: a fetish object valued for its romantic appeal as opposed to its practicality. CHARLIE.

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The guilty shower-wet hair of an ADULTERESS, witnessed by the local reformed junkie. So much sin!

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Confronted by Jesse about forgetting a dinner engagement at his mother's house, Andrea...plays it cool some more.

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This is the face of drastically misreading how into their affair Peter was.

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And this is the face of realizing you've been having an affair with a needy idiot.

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Needy idiot regrets choices.

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Local reformed junkie squints in dismay at the end of an entanglement, however scandalous.

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Andrea: not afraid to cry real ugly.

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Hey how weird that we're seeing this random under-five again in the second of these crime wave episodes what a weird coincidence that probably doesn't mean anything!

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Check out Lord Autumn Bottom over here, flashing his cutting-edge tech all over the student union.

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"Thanks for letting us audition. We're Grungeneric!"

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"And we're keeping the spirit of Woodstock '94 alive! Ask your aunt."

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Dean Whitmore, finding himself on the receiving end of another Brandon Walsh bray-icane, tries to murder the diminutive president with his mind.

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But he's got to work on his creepy glare if it's going to be a match for Garrett's!

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When you listen to the podcast, you'll realize that the word we were both reaching for was "dugs" or "teats." (Sorry, Tori. But when you put on a bra, you adjust your nips! It's just good business!)

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David is upset about Lenny's story about his life after military service, and so is David's bad teenage moustache.

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Clare should burn this shirt. She has a great body, not that you'd know given how wide this sequined situation makes her look.

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Extra, extra! Donna's newsboy look is beat!

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Great moments in classic props: the campus rapist "reads" Playpen.

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Great moments in lighting: this.

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"Dave" may be the one who initially disables Garrett...but Donna finishes him off. Her self-defense instructor would be proud.

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