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Beverly Hills, 90210 Grits Its Teeth For Another Thanksgiving

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We like to think this squint indicates Jennie Garth's regret that she razored the sides of her formerly cute haircut waaaaaay too short.

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You ask your boyfriend not to fuck around with his ex when you fly across the country for Thanksgiving. Is this the face you want to see him make in response?

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This scene may solve the mystery of why Steve never wears a belt: they give him a mangina. (Or, if you prefer, "ballabia.")

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Kelly can't stop being a Manic Pixie Dream Bitch, including requiring her former boyfriend to push her around a Ralphs on a shopping cart like it's her goddamn royal litter, hashtag whimsy.

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Button it, squeef.

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Obvious schemers scheme, obviously.

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Donna may not be smart by most measures, but she knows enough to show up for a deposition in Little House On The Prairie drag.

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GLAAAAAAAAAARE.

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Okay, Pouf Clown wins the glare-off.

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Kind of a lot of boob for a party thrown by your dad that many of your profs will attend? Maybe?

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TFW you realize your academic advisor's been spilling the tea about your shitty math scores to your girlfriend's dad.

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Birthday football parking lot desperation STUFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

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TFW you realize your daughter's mostly trifling boyfriend has won over all the sherry-sipping eggheads right under your nose.

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Changing the subject off your non-sex non-life STUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

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Baring your midriff at the Thanksgiving table, just like the Pilgrims did.

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TFW the guy you just met wants to say grace, but, like, for real.

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You can tell Sheila's fully in her right mind because she has the hand-eye co-ordination AND patience to construct...this.

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Cindy Walsh would have never allowed this kind of Bennigan's décor under her regime.

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STEVE YOUNG? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

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A rare compliment for Donna's attractive, basically natural face -- and in direct sunlight, no less!

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Her hair even looks good by night. Uncharacteristically strong showing.

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You can practically see the orgasm Val's having at the sight of what appears to be blackmail material she can use against Kelly.

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IT'S VAL'S BEST THANKSGIVING EVER!!!

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