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Ariel Proves That She's Got A Type -- Bad Musicians Dating Donna -- In The Beverly Hills, 90210 Visual Aids

And somehow becomes the third woman vying for his attention? Third, you guys.

Listen along with the "Little Monsters" podcast in your snakeskin cowboy boots!

On the eve of Jesse's interview to clerk for a federal judge, we're going to sustain all objections to this enormous, unflattering top.

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They tried to ditch Rex by shooting on a coffee house set. They were not successful.

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When's the last time Jesse made Andrea laugh about anything? Come to think of it, has it happened ever?!

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Other things that have never happened include Andrea knowing how to work lipliner.

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Peter and Andrea can no longer resist their THROBBING BIOLOGICAL URGES.

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Once again, the Peach Pit After Dark is the site of an Ugly '90s Fashion Show.

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But at least whoever decorated it is good at the cyber!

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Better than Donna is at doing her hair, certainly. That ponytail looks like those brushes that used to be attached to erasers. (Ask your parents. Or an architect. From the past.)

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This is the moment Ariel realizes there's another alpha female (Val) homing in on her target and throwing the hardest shade she can.

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ZOMG THESE BOOTS THO. A paycheque and a half, they cost? The Rodeo Collection should be paying RAY to remove them from the premises.

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The Rodeo Collection, by the way, doubles as the location for the Banded Collar Museum.

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Shut up, David's smug face and smugger hat.

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For once, Nat has exactly the right facial response to an annoying scene in his place of business.

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For such a small amount of hair, there seem to be countless ways to make it look awful.

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This shot is the centerpiece of an exciting new exhibit at the Banded Collar Museum (on loan from the Baby Tee Gallery).

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GET NEW SHEETS, DUDE. How hasn't he already fucked them threadbare?

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One of your commentators would have been very happy to have this coat in the '90s. And maybe now!

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Maybe you think you're not sexually attracted to women? This gif will change your mind.

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At its climax: DEM BOOBS.

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Val proves that parking like an asshole is a failing all rich people develop immediately.

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Kelly's butt cut should be living in a cloistered community cut off from the larger world.

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With this glare her alternative, is it any wonder she's so attracted to a life without BRANDON THE INSUFFERABLE DICK?

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Both your commentators had this blouse. In many colours. ...Sorry.

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Watch the lower right corner for Alan Toy's weird face. What emotion is he having, and why does the scene just end before we can even really notice it?!

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Yep, this is the face you make when you know everything's going juuuuuuuuuust right.

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