Andrea Realizes Very Few Parents Will Want To Read Dylan's Emo BS In The Blaze In Your Latest Beverly Hills, 90210 Visual Aids
'This is what I get for trying to recruit new "talent."' - Andrea.
Our vote is for you to listen along with the "Senior Poll" podcast for context around...all this.
Brandon's look is definitely either "Most Likely To Succeed," Guys And Dolls, or Damn Jankees. Call it!
Assuming Jim Walsh is the same age as James Eckhouse, then we're looking at a thirty-eight-year-old man. Really, with the pleated jeans?
Brandon, stop trying to turn your dad to stone with your glare. He's not even going to give you an ounce of hell for your GAMBLING DEBT.
Oh hi, Dyan Cannon! Nice of you to do your daughter Jennifer "Celeste" Grant a solid by showing up here! These knobs don't deserve you!
NOTHING BUT NET! STEVE IS VICTORIOUS!
NOTHING BUT NET! STEVE IS ANONYMOUSLY PHILANTHROPIC!
Everyone can just go ahead and shut up about Kelly's eating disorder: she has bought one burger, problem solved.
This is the perfect moment for someone to walk by and hip-check Dylan off this wall he's "casually" literaturing on. What an opportunity missed.
Is this hairstyle built around Popsicle sticks? Or just toothpicks.
This is the face of an editor who really regrets encouraging a total narcissist to express himself in writing.
Getting a condom before sex with your boyfriend is so boring...? Is that how we're supposed to interpret this put-upon expression?
Advice for Kelly's loved ones: she might ask what's missing from her look, but she doesn't actually want you to answer or help or have an opinion.
Donna's supposed to be dressing for a photo shoot commemorating her "Most Naïve" win in the Senior Poll. With this hair, she nails it.
Then there's the flyaway nest Dylan's rocking.
And an homage to the Sydney Opera House.
Behold: history's Jackiest blouse. (That's not actually a vest.)
How long was Kelly sitting there looking sad as she waited for her "soulmate" to track her down and validate her? Three hours? Five?
Rex ran unopposed and won the Senior Poll title "Shortest Arms."
A watched reader never weeps, Dylan. Go away and come back when she's done. Maybe while you're gone, GET A BELT.