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'And You'll Think'

Think horribly ill of everyone in the Visual Aids for Beverly Hills, 90210 S03.E23, that is! (Shut up, Gil.)

The Again With This episode that goes with these Visual Aids would make a great senior profile.

We could point out that it's not very profesh to conduct your relationship spat on a hot mic? But: no one cares.

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Donna takes David's admonition to blend into the woodwork quite literally.

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Serge is really feeling the "Precious" Muzak jam. So much so that vomit is surging into my throat GEDDIT oh god he's so oogy you guys.

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"Forget YOU, journalisming!"

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Gee, hard to believe The Blaze sucks this year when Ol' Loafnoggin gave Shelfhead one of the reins.

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The official coif of I Have An Eating Disorder And My Boyfriend And I Hate Each Other.

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Kelly would clearly like to wring Brenda's neck for that "this is home" comment. Too bad that ultra-'90s choker beat her to it.

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"Not tonight, Kel. I've got a my-dad-blew-up-ache."

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"Very very old phone, who dis? ...Ohhhhhndrea? Huh."

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What even. It's like he's posing for a coin that's currency in the Republic of Cockistan.

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"For all derps public and private." JUST CUT IT, BREH.

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You know what they say: the diet pills in the first act need to go off in the third. (Spoiler: they don't.)

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Presented without comment.

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Guess the vintage Remington Travel-Rite is too heavy for a stick insect and Nana to lift onto the table by themselves.

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If there isn't a woodcut of this outfit next to "the '90s" in your cultural dictionary, there should be. Sarah totally owned that skirt in dark green. (And would like to own those slingback clogs.)

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"Actually, clients find the polka dots reassuring. Balloon animal?"

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We had such hope for Tony! I mean, if he didn't get a chance to pummel Brandon, couldn't he at least have given him a few tips on chewing gum with his mouth closed?

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Leave it to Brandon to pull a snotty bitchface when he's the one in the wrong.

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Jeff notes Brandon's bet in his Palm Pilot 0.0I under the codename "Douche With Zippered Notebook."

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Whatever, Intenso.

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Well, he answered our prayers by covering up his chest hair with a tee under his uniform shirt, for once.

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The Walk Of I Have Three Cocks.

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Did they shoot this sequence this tightly to create more intensity? Or to hide the fact that the actor playing Jeff is kneeling so as to make Brandon's tiny fists of fury play more intimidatingly?

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Duke's not the only one with a hired goon. Look upon my Kev, ye mighty, AND DESPAIR!

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