Tara Ariano

Writer, editor, and snack enthusiast Tara Ariano co-founded TelevisionWithoutPity.com and Fametracker.com before co-founding the site you're reading right now. She's also contributed to New York, The New York Times Magazine, The Awl, Slate, and Grantland, among many others. She lives on the Big Island of Hawaii.

Beverly Hills, 90210 Puts Noah In His First Love Triangle

Brandon is exactly as mature about it as you would expect. 2018.01.08S08.E04

An Inter-Series Affair To Remember

Pairing characters in relationships we don't care for with superior partners from other shows. 2018.01.08

The East Wing

The Crown: American First Lady edition! 2018.01.05

Pyjama Jam

Populating our ideal slumber parties with TV characters. 2018.01.04

Will Catfish Help Sheklia And Talli Lock Each Other Down?

Sheklia's son Le'vonte turns her in over her relationship with a guy who might have done time. Will Max and Nev make a love (ex-)connection? 2018.01.03S07.E01

Reflecting On A New Season Of Black Mirror

Nick Rheinwald-Jones on the latest installment of Netflix's tech-thology series, plus a Master Of None Canon, and Game Time gets us in a state! 2018.01.03

The Beverly Hills, 90210 Visual Aids Are Trying Really Hard To Be Strong Here

But Kelly is a bitch about it (despite being offscreen for, like, half the episode) in the most significant screenshots from S08.E03! 2018.01.01S08.E03

Beverly Hills, 90210 Goes Gunning For A Shooter

And yet, somehow, Brandon's attempts at looking 'hard' still aren't convincing. 2018.01.01S08.E03

Feeling Horny Yet?

Grace blames Will for her lack of libido and not, for instance, the dullards she's dating. 2017.12.28S01.E07

O Canon-baum, O Canon-baum

We honor the gifts YOU give US by considering user-submitted Canon entries...as well as an, um, amazing pilot. 2017.12.27

Glare At All The Unprofessional Idiots In The Beverly Hills, 90210 Visual Aids

We've collected all the most important imagery of 'Aloha Beverly Hills'! 2017.12.25S08.E01

Beverly Hills, 90210 Says Aloha To Los Angeles

Hawaii promptly commences trying to kill everyone in the gang. 2017.12.25S08.E01

TV Secret Santa

Picking the TV characters we'd like to shop for, and to have shop for us. 2017.12.22

The Day You Know More About Will Than I Do Is The Day I Gladly Kiss Your Butt

Is it possible that Will has confided more in Jack than he has in Grace?! 2017.12.21S01.E06

Box Humbug

Imagining visits from Christmas ghosts for TV characters and personalities who need it most. 2017.12.21

O Bray, All Ye Faithful

Just in time for the holidays, we're coming up with 90210 tie-in toys! 2017.12.21

The Extra Hot Great Besties

You challenged us to name our bests in a variety of categories. Challenge accepted! 2017.12.20

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