Tara Ariano

Writer, editor, and snack enthusiast Tara Ariano co-founded TelevisionWithoutPity.com and Fametracker.com before co-founding the site you're reading right now. She's also contributed to New York, The New York Times Magazine, The Awl, Slate, and Grantland, among many others. She lives on the Big Island of Hawaii.

Never Mind, The Beverly Hills, 90210 Visual Aids Don't Wanna Hear About It

All the most important moments from the Trashomon retcon of S07.E28! 2017.11.27S07.E28

Great, You Can't Go Through With It

Even when David takes Donna to The Big Easy, she isn't. 2017.11.27S07.E28

Gay, Straight, Bi, Thai: They Don't Like Change

Grace's plans for a giant, luxurious bathroom may not survive the challenge by Will (and his control issues). 2017.11.23S01.E03

Freakier Friday

Imagining a world in which the Walsh twins' crap starts coming out each other's faces. 2017.11.23

Give Thanks For Another All-FMK Episode Of Extra Hot Great

Kevin O'Keeffe and Kim Reed join us to consider a cornucopia of filthy/nuptial/murderous scenarios! 2017.11.22

Replace BLANK

Adding a dash of Charles Nelson Reilly to the shows that need him most. 2017.11.21

Watson After Dark

Giving late-night hosts an exciting new sidekick. 2017.11.20

Dropping Everything For The Beverly Hills, 90210 Visual Aids? Whatever

Kelly reunites with Brandon, Valerie reunites with scheming, and we reunite with Maalox as we collect the most important moments from S07.E27. 2017.11.20S07.E27

I Just Read A Page Or Two!

Kelly's journal falls open, and into the wrong hands. 2017.11.20S07.E27


The procedurals we'd like to see relocated to the not-so-distant future. 2017.11.17

Project Runway Presents Its (Sweet) Season 16 Collections

Which designer stomps to victory? Your editors discuss! 2017.11.16S16.E14

It's Good That I Have My Own Place, Even If It's In Brooklyn

Grace's tight budget requires her to consider moving to what Will apparently thinks is a terrifying, lawless slum. 2017.11.16S01.E02

Getting Called Up From The Minors

Swapping out protagonists for minor characters who are more compelling. 2017.11.16


Giving Beverly Hills, 90210 the Baywatch: The Movie treatment with some contemporary casting choices. 2017.11.16

Wigging Out With The Trixie & Katya Show

Two Drag Race alumnae launch a sketch show on Viceland, and Mark Blankenship's here to talk about it! 2017.11.15

And Did You Ask God For Forgiveness?

As The Menendez Murders comes to a close, Tara and Sarah render their verdicts on the finale's accidental insights, and the season as a whole. 2017.11.15S01.E08

The Beverly Hills, 90210 Visual Aids Should Sashay Away

We've collected the most important imagery from 'The Long Goodbye'! 2017.11.13S07.E26

Don't Give Up So Easily, Okay?

Tracy gets dumped by Brandon, then gets bad advice about how to comport herself from the less-than-objective Val. 2017.11.13S07.E26

Project Runway Winnows Down Its Latest Fashion Week Finalists

After Tim's home visits, the designers return to New York with their collections...but which of them will actually show them to the Fashion Week crowds? Your editors report and discuss! 2017.11.09S16.E13

Things That You Lean On

The story of a gay man and straight woman who are best friends kicks off with him sabotaging her engagement. Healthy! 2017.11.09S01.E01


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