Tara Ariano

Writer, editor, and snack enthusiast Tara Ariano co-founded TelevisionWithoutPity.com and Fametracker.com before co-founding the site you're reading right now. She's also contributed to New York, The New York Times Magazine, The Awl, Slate, and Grantland, among many others. She lives on the Big Island of Hawaii.

Again With This: You're On Your Own, Colin

On the eve of his incarceration, Colin reminds everyone who knows him that he suuuuuuuucks. 2017.05.25S06.E29

Preview Late Night's Closer Look At The Ways Trump's Proposed Budget Breaks Promises He Made As A Candidate

'I have a feeling math errors are what caused Trump to go bankrupt four times. "That was a great dinner. Now to leave a tip. Let's see, it was $200, 20%, that's $9 million." I'm just kidding. He never left a tip.' 2017.05.24

Watch The First Full Trailer For Season 7 Of Game Of Thrones

'Excuse me, I ordered the large throne.' 2017.05.24

5 Reasons ABC's Dirty Dancing Remake Is Worth Watching, By Someone Who Seriously Loves The Original

And yes, there are at least 5 reasons not to. But let's be positive for one goddamn second, geez! 2017.05.24

Do You Have Questions About Life In The Handmaid's Tale's Gilead? Ask A Man!

Ladies: take a break. In Episode 7, a man is talking. 2017.05.24S01.E07

Pastor Groovyhair Prepares To Pack Up His Mousse And Blow Out Of The Americans

Elsewhere, Oleg tries to be a force for good; Tuan escalates hostilities against Pasha; and Henry makes asparagus! 2017.05.23S05.E12

Preview Late Night's Closer Look At Donald Trump's First Trip Abroad As President

'Yeah, that dude's not coming back. If he were smart, he'd put on a disguise and slip into the crowd like Hannibal Lecter at the end of Silence Of The Lambs.' 2017.05.22

The Beverly Hills, 90210 Visual Aids Aren't Confident About Colin's Prospects In Court

We've collected the most important visuals from 'The Big Hurt'! 2017.05.22S06.E28

Again With This: Friends Don't Lie!

Tara tries her best to be Kelly's friend, but it turns out she, like the rest of us, might just prefer Kelly to shut up...forever. 2017.05.22S06.E28

After Birth: I'm Ready To Share Everything In My Life With Someone Who Is Unbelievably Dear To Me

A quickie wedding is just one of the big life milestones of Call The Midwife's Season 6 finale. 2017.05.21S06.E08

Watch A Teaser For Andy Samberg's Latest Sports Spoof, Tour De Pharmacy

Another all-star cast wigs up to mock the Tour De France! 2017.05.19

Bride & Doom: I Keep My Shoes In My Cabinets

Back from honeymoons at last, the Married At First Sight couples figure out who's going to live where. 2017.05.18S05.E06

Preview Late Night's Closer Look At The Ways Donald Trump Has Embarrassed Himself...Since Yesterday, Basically

'It's almost like Donald Trump is a time traveler sent to warn us about himself. "Oh my God. I'm too late!"' 2017.05.18

Watch A Trailer For The CW's Reboot Of Dynasty

Set your alarm for catfight o'clock. 2017.05.18

Watch The First Trailer For Star Trek: Discovery

Then start asking if anyone you know will give you their CBS All Access password. 2017.05.18

The Bachelorette Introduces Rachel's 'Gentlemen'; We've Got Your 'Class' Superlatives!

Who's most likely to leave Rachel for The Rock? We've awarded that prize, and many more! 2017.05.18

The Beverly Hills, 90210 Visual Aids Aren't Exactly OUR Thing, But They Have A Lot Of Energy

All the most important moments from 'The Powerman 5000 Radio Hou'-- er, 'Strike The Match'! 2017.05.18S06.E27

Again With This: Is This Pizzazz Or What?

Tara's Single White Female-osity reaches the point where Kelly can no longer ignore it. 2017.05.18S06.E27

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