Tara Ariano

Writer, editor, and snack enthusiast Tara Ariano co-founded TelevisionWithoutPity.com and Fametracker.com before co-founding the site you're reading right now. She's also contributed to New York, The New York Times Magazine, The Awl, Slate, and Grantland, among many others. She lives on the Big Island of Hawaii.

Again With This: If We Stand Up Danny 5, We're Out Of Luck For The Whole Weekend!

Kelly and Colin's new dealer's special pharmaceutical-grade stash comes with some very foreseeable dangers. 2017.04.24S06.E21

After Birth: I've Dried Up More Tears And Mopped Up More Milk Supplies...

Marnie's husband scarpered and left her with two kids and a third on the way. Is he a bigger scumbag than Marnie's cousin, who basically wants to buy her baby? 2017.04.23S06.E04

Watch The President Show Star Anthony Atamanuik Become Donald Trump On The Late Show

Trigger warning: extremely accurate Trump impression. 2017.04.21

Bride & Doom: They Are Trusting Us With The Biggest Decision Of Their Lives

The 'social experiment' you've barely heard of relocates to Chicago (and moves from fyi to Lifetime) to funnel six suckers into three marriages. 2017.04.20S05.E01

Will Catfish Help Kailani And Sam Say Aloha...Or Aloha?

Kailani didn't think she'd find love after getting divorced and leaving her ex in Hawaii. But will her online boyfriend Sam let her down too? 2017.04.19S06.E08

Watch Muppets' Take On The Real Housewives, 'The Real Grouches Of Sesame Street

'I'm a mystery wrapped in fish and trash' is true of both Grundgetta and Bethenny Frankel tbh. 2017.04.19

Watch A Trailer For Season 3 Of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

While Titus is Lemonade-ing, Kimmy's Felicit-ing! 2017.04.19

The Americans Send Gabriel Home

But does Commie Grandpa effectively impart his wisdom before he goes? 2017.04.18S05.E07

Watch Stephen Colbert Spoof Alex Jones As 'Tuck Buckford' On The Late Show

The most depressing part of this is that enough people know who Alex Jones is for him to be spoofed on a late-night show. 2017.04.18

Better Call Saul Shows Us The Grubby Moment Jimmy Met Gus

Now here are a couple of guys who aren't afraid to get their hands dirty. 2017.04.17S03.E02

Watch Last Week Tonight's Report On The French Presidential Election

'That's right: the fate of Europe rests in the hands of a country that looks at snails and says, "I have got to get you in my mouth."' 2017.04.17S04.E09

Even Non-Speaking Extras Can Tell Kelly's In A Downward Spiral In The Beverly Hills, 90210 Visual Aids

'I'm a freshman and I know what it means when you rub your nose 500 times in three sentences.' - this student. 2017.04.17S06.E20

Again With This: I Just Don't Get How Someone As Smart As Kelly Could Let This Happen To Her

When Kelly breaks her own 'no coke on weekdays' rule, everyone has to get involved. 2017.04.17S06.E20

After Birth: They're Trying To Close Us Down

The future of Poplar's maternity home may be in jeopardy, depending on how things go during a visit from a government inspector. 2017.04.16S06.E03

Introducing Bride & Doom, Our Married At First Sight Podcast!

Say 'I do' to summary judgements about people you've never met. 2017.04.14

Watch A Trailer For Netflix's Dear White People TV Series

'Having a black vibrator does not count as an interracial relationship.' 2017.04.13

The Beverly Hills, 90210 Visual Aids Are Doing Their Best To Hate That Guy

But, as usual, it's Brandon who's the (world's tiniest) lightning rod for our ire in the most noteworthy visuals from 'Nancy's Choice.' 2017.04.13S06.E19

Again With This: You Don't Owe Me An Explanation

Susan's nomination for a college journalism award is a more personal honour than Brandon realizes, because Brandon is an idiot. 2017.04.13S06.E19